Big Talk

My mother said stop crying Son, it’s not a pretty sight I said I thought my girl was waiting ’til the time was right But tonight the girl that I’ve been seeing since December Says she only sleeps with men who have a twelve inch member I said you should accept your men the way they’re made by God And not insist that every lover has a twelve inch rod I told her we were finished and was she having a laugh Not even for you babe, will I fold my thing in half