Big Bad Bart-Mountain Man

Alright all you pigeon chests Came the sound of thunder from the open door As Big Bad Bart replaced the space Giant mountain man of lore Making his way into the bar Sweeping Nancy boys out of his way Stepping up to the the jukebox Kicking it till some good ole country boy music played This mountain man has made it his goal To grab hold and unsissify Any Wimpy Wally's That happen to catch his manly eye He started off his conquest Out in the great North wood First stop The Red Eye Back Door Saloon Need I explain the name to you He went in with his moral barrels a blazing But there wasn't much he could do Village people the only band on the jukebox Y.M.C.A. being the only tune He didn't let that little nitch stop him Or slow him down by any means Giving America back to the menly men And not the mousey men with their girly dreams Till the day that Bart locked eyes with Stanly In that San Francisco flower bar Those two haven't left each others side Going through life now arm and arm They spend their time skipping through fields of pansies Giggling freely hand in hand The way Bart now feels this was meant to be Mia Mono, Man to Man Bart's lumberjack buddies can't believe it And don't know what to think of their friend Although they all secretly admit He does look good in those Hot Pink Hot Pants My apologies to... The Gays The Mountain Men The Lumber Jacks The makers of Hot Pink Hot Pants Did I leave anyone out? If so I apologize for that too!