Beware Those Who Are Not

Beware those who are not, A little bit bias. Or a little bit pious. A little bit selfish, Or a little bit standoffish. A little bit sexist, Or a little bit racist. A Little bit forlorn, Or little bit stubborn. A little bit lazy, Or a little bit crazy. Beware those who are not, A bit of a risk taker, Or a Muck-raker. A bit of a snob, Or a hard case when on the job. A bit of a joker, Or a gambler. A bit of a blower of trumpets, Or a layer of red carpets. A bit of a liar, Or a Town Cryer. Beware those who are not a little bit, They will be hard to please, Whenever there is even a little breeze. Which makes it hard for them to care a jot, Every time they lose the plot. They will never cause just a little harm, If they decide to leave the farm And shoulder arms, Without any qualms. The next time you meet anyone who admits to being a little bit, Don't throw a fit, Just help them be a little less, And give them a god bless. You won't have to worry about them even throwing a little fit, As you take a little nip In honour of your new friendship, When you too admit to being a little bit, Of a misfit.