Better Run

I’m a scoundrel that travels by sea
with me mates. We are happy and free
cause we live life with ease
doing just what we please.
It’s the life of a pirate for me!

If you see in the distance our mast
with the skull and the crossbones, run fast!
We’ll be comin’ for you
and your women folk too.
There is nothing of yours that’ll last!

Cause we’ll loot and pollute till we’re through,
burn your houses and then come for you.
Better run far away.
Run into the next day,
cause your gold we’ll be lookin’ for too.

Leave by boat, and I’m gonna be frank,
when we catch ya, that boat will be sank.
Once we drink us some rum,
we’ll be having our fun
watching captives of ours walk the plank!

I suppose we might have sympathy
for a maid who acts dutifully.
But if you’ve got a wife,
better run for your life,
for no honor nor scruples have we!

 Since a pirate don’t do what he should,
if you see us in your neighborhood,
better get up and go.
Bad is good and Yo! Ho!
Me pirate life’s better than good!


For the the A Pirate's Life For Me Poetry Contest of Kelly Deschler
Copyright © | Year Posted 2015

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Konos Avatar
October 6, 2015 at 4:29 PM
Shhhhh I heard Johnny Depp was going to show up at your house....seems you have let some secrets out........BIG 7.....
Lawless Avatar
October 6, 2015 at 8:30 AM
A string of pirate limericks....congrats on the win.
Haight Avatar
October 5, 2015 at 2:32 PM
Hi Andrea, stopping back to congratulate you on your wonderful win! Sandra
Williams Avatar
October 5, 2015 at 8:35 AM
Andrea, Your poem brought a much needed smile to my face. Fantastic write and congrats on your win.
Wigley Avatar
October 5, 2015 at 12:35 AM
Nice to see a Limerick, and it works so well. Congrats Andrea, Viv x
Cwiak Avatar
October 4, 2015 at 9:38 PM
Aye, matey. 'N this 'ere poem better 'n good!
Y. Avatar
October 4, 2015 at 7:40 PM
Andrea, I just came back to say congratulations on your win:-) Alexis
A  Avatar
October 4, 2015 at 6:58 PM
Andrea, Congratulations on your Pirate's Life Win.... Forever **SKAT**
Godwin Avatar
October 4, 2015 at 6:51 PM
I am impressed with the syllable count you held fast throughout and the content makes a delightful read. Great job and congratulations ... CayCay
Allison Avatar
October 4, 2015 at 1:43 PM
dropping back with my congrats:-) hugs Jan xx
Deschler Avatar
October 4, 2015 at 12:49 PM
Great humor in this poem, Andrea! Really enjoyed the creative form you chose... Congrats on a win!
Walker Avatar
October 2, 2015 at 8:50 AM
What a great story, being able to bring a pirate to life with this string of limericks.
Gorelick Avatar
October 1, 2015 at 9:36 PM
Arrrrgh...yOu be one to ride the waves with! nicely done! BG
Laurie Avatar
September 29, 2015 at 8:31 PM
A great story in limerick form Andrea and I'll be watching out for these brigands for sure - Lindsay
Smith Avatar
September 29, 2015 at 3:31 PM
love the limerick chain Andrea.
Hunjeri Avatar
September 29, 2015 at 2:10 PM
nice entry for the contest. best of luck Andrea
Callus Avatar
September 29, 2015 at 12:44 PM
An excellent string of Limericks in which humour takes centre stage! Pirates of old had a fantastic time, much more exciting than space pirates! gl in the contest:) // paul
Anish Avatar
September 29, 2015 at 11:18 AM
I have read some books some books on pirates including Captain Blood - and also saw the movie. I also saw Pirates of the Caribbean. Nice job - good luck in the contest! Peace & Love Matthew Anish
Gasun Avatar
September 29, 2015 at 9:15 AM
An awesome limerick which I enjoyed so much to read my dear friend Andrea. I'm sure this will do well in the contest. Thanks a lot for sharing. Thanks a lot as well for your comments on my poem. 'Bout my engagement, seems not yet my dear friend 'though he has already plans:))). Don't worry, you'll be one of the firsts to know:)) Have a nice day! love lots and hugs, Leonora
Sathasivam Avatar
September 29, 2015 at 8:59 AM
Excellent and lovely string of limericks. Interesting too. Enjoyed reading it. Thanks for sharing it.
Kendrick Avatar
September 29, 2015 at 6:12 AM
Reads like a winner to me..Great competitive work..Thanks for stopping by..Sara
Andresen Avatar
September 29, 2015 at 5:02 AM
- Excellent poem for this contest, Andrea ...... a smile reading :))) - Before I run on: I wish you good luck - hugs // Anne-Lise :)
Muideen Avatar
September 29, 2015 at 2:18 AM
Am still on a run Andrea hope you don't catch me. Lol!!............A.M.
Tor Avatar
September 29, 2015 at 12:11 AM
Andrea you sure you weren't a pirate in your other life. Great write. Enjoyed very much clever witty and funny.
Onclaud Avatar
September 28, 2015 at 11:01 PM
fun write, andie.. can't think of anything except john depp, hah!... enjoyed this one.. huggs
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