Being a Girl Sucks
Being a girl sucks! :(
I'm one big ball of emotion
Being tossed back and forth
On the waves of this female ocean
Just when I say I'm doing okay
Another tsunami comes along
Washing away the sanity I saved
Swept out to sea, it's gone
Being a girl sucks! :(
All the makeup that we wear
Who are we trying to impress anyways
And do those jerks out there really care
All they do is treat me like a piece of meat
With desert on the side
Would you like some tears with that
It doesn't take much these days to make me cry
Being a girl sucks! :(
With some of the things we have to wear
This over the shoulder boulder holder
Wasn't built for comfort that's for sure
And is it already that time of month again
I've about had it with these cramps
If I hear another man explain my mood to me
I swear I'm going to reach up and pull his tongue out through his...
Being a girl sucks! :(
But one thing that I can say
It sure as heck beats being a guy
Where stupidity always gets in the way
I saw this moniker on a friends "kik" site and being a guy had to wonder just what it is that sucks about being a girl.
This of course is from a "REAL" mans perspective...I could be wrong.
I'll shut up now before I get myself in more trouble...
Oh...did I mention I'm a "REAL man? I did?
Just making sure...
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