Beelzebug the God of Flies

To a group of recovering alcoholic flies the pastor offered hope with rousing cries: Ignore what others say, ignore the lies, resist temptation, transform your lives, stay clear of bars, saloons, and dives. Lastly, safeguard your hearts, do not despise Beelzebug’s wisdom which will keep you wise: Until you’re dry you’re still bar flies.