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It's time to fix the mattress
fluffy pillows and blankets,
enough room for just one more.
BITE ME' if you can!

Swat after, swat, after swat!  
Red itchy skin, what the h3ll!
The open breeze feels real good,
crawling too bite NATE!


NOTE~ I've never been bitten by these insects,
I just love the way my mother would always say...
"Don't let the bed bugs bite!"

Contest: "Bite me!"  

**I bite Nathan, who'll probably will love it ;-)**...LOL...

Copyright © | Year Posted 2012

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Date: 6/6/2015 11:56:00 PM
stupid poem. LOL
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Date: 3/2/2013 10:15:00 AM
hi there pd!! how are you? the Christmas card that I sent you was recently returned to me :( ...
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Date: 2/7/2013 12:50:00 PM
Hi have you been? a cute one here,Linda, ....'bite-me-bugs'.....loved reading....
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Date: 11/27/2012 10:50:00 AM
wonderful poem PD, love your imagery and your mother, for giving you the incentive to write this..
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Date: 11/22/2012 10:53:00 AM
Very nice twist at the end-- yeah, I don't think I have been bitten by bed bugs before, don't want to be bitten by those either--... thanks for the thanksgiving greetings, I don't get to be active here as much, but it's nice to get comments-- happy thanksgiving as well to you, pd! Enjoy your day with family and friends!
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Date: 10/19/2012 9:52:00 AM
Cute poem on nasty little bugs. Hope I never get to see one. love phyl
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Date: 9/4/2012 9:30:00 PM
How I enjoy poems about bugs and insects. And the spelling "h3ll" I love it. I was going to use a @symbol when using such words but I love your spelling much better. Would you mind if i adopted this usage in my poems?
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Date: 8/19/2012 10:23:00 AM
Hey, PD. how are you doing, sweetie? I remember this poem very well. I LOVE it.
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Date: 8/2/2012 6:34:00 PM
Ahhh romance among the bed bugs!! Light & Love
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Date: 7/27/2012 3:43:00 PM
just wanted to say hi did you read my parasights poem x david scott
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Date: 7/26/2012 10:39:00 PM
hi PD ,enjoyed this funny poem very much!Thanks for visiting my poem page......Good night......kash
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Date: 7/25/2012 10:46:00 AM
hi linder cool poem an age old saying i was often told before bed time I wrote one called parasights back in 2011 which I think you will like thankyou so much for coments on sublime I did not know if this was the first one i put on here or visualiseation it was originaly a valentimes poem i dont know if you know i soup mailed you on 20 7 12 x david scott
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Date: 7/1/2012 9:42:00 AM
This was step dad would recite that before we closed our eyes at night!!! Lol
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Date: 6/14/2012 10:48:00 PM
Dear Destroyer, Lovely and light,this poem is adorable!Best wishes,Tracy.
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Date: 6/14/2012 9:50:00 PM
There is a widespread problem of these lil buggars in my hometown right now...good thing I took precautions...I sleep on plastic! hahah...Hey, stop over and see my Toddler's right up your alley...hahah...You need to write some more young lady! Your fans are getting restless.....ahhhh yaaa yaaa yaaa. Gwendolen
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Date: 6/5/2012 3:37:00 AM
Ha ha ha ... this is such fun and reminds me of when mum took my sister and i on a whim to brighton and we stayed in a hotel and yup ( there was a couple of the little devils in the room) sat up all night and relocated in the morn... she was not happy... tyvm will read some more late but love this one...
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Date: 6/3/2012 6:32:00 AM
hehehe.......i too remember the saying "Don't let the bed bugs bite" this takes me back. Well done!
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Date: 5/29/2012 6:46:00 PM
april bit me once. i did not like it.
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Date: 5/21/2012 12:45:00 PM
Hi DP yet another great write i also remeber my mum telling me the same thing, never been bitten either see you later owen
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Date: 5/20/2012 11:00:00 AM
Girl you are a riot! Congrats on your win! Whatever you write is always an enjoyable piece...@footnote....please don't bite the poor guy too Joy Wells.
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Date: 5/20/2012 8:54:00 AM
If you are really weird, you would bite back. AS usual, your poems are unusual, and unusually wonderful. Love, daver
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Date: 5/9/2012 6:07:00 PM
HAHA! Very nice. (: Always, Laura
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Date: 5/3/2012 2:32:00 PM
Better a bed bug than a BIG HAIRY spider! Luck in this silly contest. Love, daver
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Date: 4/29/2012 4:21:00 PM
Ribbit ribbit back atcha girl! I think I saw your entry! I really appreciate it and your supporting my contests are really a diamond, PD! And you sparkle so bright! Love, Gwendolen (Barry White's voice really would rock in the body of a frog....right!?) ha ha.
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Date: 4/27/2012 2:34:00 PM
good liar you are..just joking...its well written..your creativity is as beautiful as you are..keep the good work up and by the way still waiting for you soupmail...hope your contest aint over yet....
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