Beauty Shop

There is something I notice about women That has me quite amuse And the more I think about it I am becoming more and more confuse While walking down the street yesterday In front a beauty saloon I stop And when I take a look inside the window I could have swore it was auto body shop They were completely repairing a woman From her head to her toes I couldn’t believe what I was seeing As my curiosity begin to grows I see a lady working on her hair Adding waives the colors of the rainbows While one doing her fake nails And another guy working magic on he toes The eyes lashes was already glue in and the blue contacts was done install And when a Botox needle went in her face You know the women didn’t even bawl Then a girl come by her lips and blocks my view So really couldn’t see what she was doing But I know when the girl done and leave Her lips look fat it was no longer thin Then she talking of the work she had done With silicone and implants everywhere And she start telling of a bunch of other stuff But a car blowing horn so I couldn’t really hear Well in my life I’ve never seen A woman takes so much pain The thing that have me more worried She makes an appointment for next week again Now I checking all the things she had done Fake nails, fake Lashes, fake lips, fake hair Contacts, silicone, Botox fake top and behind She looking like a new car walking out of there But I must admit that she was looking nice Face red and rosy like a ripe mango And I could smell her perfume as she comes Walking like she’s one of them super model Then she stops out side and looks at me Holding a bag of Chinese food in my hand And said don’t even try it loser A woman like me looking for a real men