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A funny Summer limerick Contest Sonsored by Tania Kitchin 07/26/24

Aunt Ethel loves sunbathing nude Her wizened breasts clearly are viewed Ethel’s aged ninety-nine She says, “MY boobs are fine But surgical implants look crude”

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Ink Empress

Date: 3/19/2025 11:40:00 AM

Ah iv seen such situations haha. I always feel so awkward. Good one this is too dear jan! I wish i knew how to write limericks like you do! You are truly a natural. The last line! Haha gosh! Love this!

John Read

Date: 10/12/2024 1:38:00 PM

Auntie Ethel had rather large boobs, Sometimes they used to hang loose, Her husband Fred, Looked at her and said, You should tuck them into your boots.

Jan Allison
Date: 10/13/2024 6:10:00 AM

ha ha ha I am including this particular poem with an additional verse added in my next book you can see the sort of humour:-) hugs Jan

Terry Miller

Date: 8/22/2024 1:46:00 AM

Too funny, congratulations

Jan Allison
Date: 10/13/2024 6:11:00 AM

thanks terry sorry for the delay in replying :-) I am working on my second poopy/ bawdy poetry book and havent been active on the site:-) hugs Jan xx

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 8/19/2024 1:08:00 PM

Good one and so descriptive. I don't know your placement but I can see you made the list. Congrats, my friend.

Jan Allison
Date: 10/13/2024 6:11:00 AM

thanks andrea xx

Paula Goldsmith

Date: 8/18/2024 1:50:00 PM

Congratulations on your win. What fun Limerick write/story. At 99, one can do what ever they want to do. Right??? Have a fun day writing away...................

Jan Allison
Date: 8/18/2024 2:02:00 PM

agreed Paula! hugs Jan xx

Tania Kitchin

Date: 8/18/2024 6:30:00 AM

Jan, congratulations on your first place win with your hilarious and bawdy limerick.

Jan Allison
Date: 8/18/2024 2:02:00 PM

Thanks for inspiring me to write for the contest Tania, I have also done a second verse and the full poem will be in the next book:-) hugs Jan xx

Suzanne Delaney

Date: 8/15/2024 5:21:00 AM

Just to be alive at 99. wizened boobs and all lol. I always come to you for a laugh.

Jan Allison
Date: 8/18/2024 4:41:00 AM

Thanks Suzanne, I have written a second verse which will feature in my next book 'toilet humour and risque rhymes' the lovely lass who illustrated the first book has agreed to draw for the second book. i have about 330 poems so far but want to get to 366 like i had in A giggle a day... can chase the blues away:-) hugs Jan xx

Len Gasun

Date: 8/12/2024 7:00:00 AM

Hilarious dearest poet friend Jan! Thanks for the share and the many smiles. Blessings to you always and your writings. Best wishes in the contest. Hugs

Jan Allison
Date: 8/18/2024 4:39:00 AM

Thanks Len:-) hugs Jan xx

Paul Callus

Date: 8/10/2024 12:35:00 PM

Whatever Aunt Ethel says, there is no hope when competing with age 99!! Best to look at the bright side (if there is one) and face reality :) Hugs // paul

Jan Allison
Date: 8/18/2024 4:39:00 AM

Thanks Paul, its odd as some can see the picture, but other's cant see it:-) hugs Jan xx

Paul Callus
Date: 8/10/2024 12:36:00 PM

by the way, the picture does not show up on my page :(

Ts Poetry

Date: 8/9/2024 10:40:00 AM

Lol, my kind of gal

Jan Allison
Date: 8/18/2024 4:37:00 AM

Thanks Tim, hope you and your gorgeous family are ok:-) hugs Jan xx

Joseph May

Date: 8/9/2024 10:10:00 AM

Haha, Nicely done Jan

Jan Allison
Date: 8/18/2024 4:37:00 AM

thanks Joseph:-) hugs Jan xx

Margarita Lillico

Date: 8/8/2024 2:54:00 PM

Hilarious! In Jan’s LOL style! XX

Jan Allison
Date: 8/8/2024 2:58:00 PM

I'm putting this one in the risque rhymes section of my next book - it does have a second verse but the sponsor only wanted one so I'm saving it and wont post it on soup xx:-) hugs Jan xx

Maurice Rigoler

Date: 8/8/2024 12:12:00 PM

And well they should! What women will do! - Fun limerick. Maurice

Jan Allison
Date: 8/8/2024 2:59:00 PM

thanks Maurice xx hugs Jan xx

Karen Croft

Date: 8/7/2024 12:41:00 PM

Great limerick!

Jan Allison
Date: 8/8/2024 2:59:00 PM

thanks Karen xx hugs Jan xx

Victor Buhagiar

Date: 8/7/2024 8:22:00 AM

Quite funny. Boobs must be sagging. Hugs.

Jan Allison
Date: 8/8/2024 3:00:00 PM

thanks Victor I dont think gravity helped lol xx hugs Jan xx

Janice Canerdy

Date: 8/6/2024 5:51:00 PM

Look the other way, neighbors! Ethel's out there again! Good one, Jan! Janice

Jan Allison
Date: 8/8/2024 3:00:00 PM

thanks Janice xx hugs Jan xx

Brenda J. Joyce

Date: 8/6/2024 10:58:00 AM

Oh my goodness! Thanks for posting lol

Jan Allison
Date: 8/8/2024 3:00:00 PM

thanks Joyce xx hugs Jan xx

Daniel Henry Rodgers

Date: 8/5/2024 8:54:00 AM

Dear Jan, That made me laugh and so well written. I remember my mom's sister Aunt Anne coming to visit from Philadelphia to the farm where we lived and she took us young children to the pond to swim for the day. Unfortunately, she decided to sunbathe naked while my two sisters and I swam. LOL!! - Blessings, My Dear Friend, Daniel

Jan Allison
Date: 8/8/2024 3:01:00 PM

oh my goodness lol thanks for sharing that hilarious info:-) hugs jan xx

Mike Gentile

Date: 8/3/2024 1:38:00 PM

And yet Ethel is expressing herself and having fun! Love it Jan!!! Happy Saturday xxoo

Jan Allison
Date: 8/8/2024 3:01:00 PM

thanks Mike xx hugs Jan xx

Tom Cunningham

Date: 8/3/2024 3:10:00 AM

Mmm not a pretty sight Jan, lol. Good luck in the contest and enjoy your weekend. Tom

Jan Allison
Date: 8/8/2024 3:01:00 PM

thanks Tom xx hugs Jan xx

David Kavanagh

Date: 8/2/2024 8:16:00 AM

I’m not sure if I really wanted to see the picture of Aunt Ethel, Jan, but was happy to read your Limerick and get a laugh, one can only imagine gravity got in her way lol! Cheers David

Jan Allison
Date: 8/8/2024 3:02:00 PM

lol thanks david xx

Daniel Caplin

Date: 8/1/2024 1:12:00 PM

Your picture has either been deleted due to immodesty or you have pulled it yourself, either way it's a great Limerick Jan , I adore you wicked impish sense of humour . Danny

Jan Allison
Date: 8/8/2024 3:03:00 PM

It's weird as i can see the image Daniel I know some other poets are struggling seeing pictures ... but you have a wicked sense of humour so I dont think you need a picture lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Eve Roper

Date: 7/28/2024 9:39:00 AM

Hahaha.... thank goodness for those that are not very big... they don't have that issue. Love it my friend

Jan Allison
Date: 7/28/2024 1:30:00 PM

lol thanks Eve:-) I hope Tania approves it has a summer theme but if not I now have a limerick string for my next book:-) hugs Jan xx

James Marshall Goff

Date: 7/27/2024 11:24:00 PM

Hi Jan! Sweet form for picturesque humor, you are so talented! Similar, my older brother (71) likes to motorcycle from Minneapolis to Grand Portage (Canadian Border) & back in one day, about 10 hrs ...one time he slid out on gravel returning home almost here, thrown over bike, almost killed him (has recovered) we're sitting in hospital hallway anxiously waiting for news... Mom (93 then) says "he's a "lucky chinaman" my niece gently whispered to her "Gigi, you can't say that anymore!"

Jan Allison
Date: 7/28/2024 3:23:00 AM

Aww thanks for the 'talented comment lol - I just have fun trying to make folk laugh with my silly poems - this one has a second verse which i couldnt use as the contest is for 1 limerick so it will be in my next book. it will be my last book - I can only write so much toilet humour and risque rhymes and I think I will have exhausted the subject lol:-) hugs Jan xx As for your brother he sounds an amazing character and how times have changed from your mum's comment. Happy Sunday xx

Eileen Manassian

Date: 7/27/2024 11:23:00 PM

Oh dear oh dear oh dear.... Good one, Jan. The picture is just too much fun. ;)

Jan Allison
Date: 7/28/2024 3:16:00 AM

lol thanks Eileen, not sure if it fits the summer theme but I've got a second verse and it will be in the humour book lol:-) hugs Jan xx