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I asked the old fruit tree out back
To bare something sweet for a snack
Went back the next day
His root was displayed
I chopped him down quick in one whack   




   an original poem by the poemdog Daniel Turner

Copyright © Daniel Turner | Year Posted 2016

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Darlene De Beaulieu Date: 8/7/2017 8:09:00 AM That is what the tree gets for not listening to you.I like this poem. Good morning my friend. Have a nice day. Login to Reply

Janice Canerdy Date: 8/1/2017 11:27:00 AM Excellent limerick--FUNNY and correctly written, Danny! Janice Login to Reply

Jean Murray Date: 3/16/2016 4:27:00 PM Naughty tree. Login to Reply Daniel Turner Date: 3/16/2016 4:29:00 PM Naughty me!

Tom Quigley Date: 3/15/2016 7:38:00 PM Not the whacking he was hoping for... Login to Reply Daniel Turner Date: 3/15/2016 7:39:00 PM Thanks for the smile:):):) Peace:)

Ilene Bauer Date: 3/15/2016 6:47:00 PM ha! very funny, daniel! thanks for the grin... Login to Reply Daniel Turner Date: 3/15/2016 6:54:00 PM Thank you, Irene for grinning. Peace sweet lady:)

Andrea Dietrich Date: 3/15/2016 3:33:00 PM So you were a truck driver, huh? I bet you are glad not to be one any more!! Login to Reply Daniel Turner Date: 3/15/2016 3:36:00 PM I can tell you, I Was a 3 million mile safe driver in 25 years on the road. I still to this day dream about driving a truck every night. I haven't driven since 2009. It just won't go away. I wouldn't go back on the road for ANY amount of money. Peace:):)

Andrea Dietrich Date: 3/15/2016 3:20:00 PM haha, I was wondering why you wrote the word as bare. Good joke in this one! Login to Reply Daniel Turner Date: 3/15/2016 3:21:00 PM Thank you, Andrea. I'm happy it made you smile. Peace my friend:)

Anne-Lise Andresen Date: 3/15/2016 2:18:00 PM - I love it, fun limerick Daniel :)) - Well done :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :) Login to Reply Daniel Turner Date: 3/15/2016 2:20:00 PM Thank you Anne-Lise:) I'm happy I made you smile. Peace sweet lady:):)

Jeannie Cronin Date: 3/15/2016 1:42:00 PM Funny.... I would have cut the sucker down too! Thanks for the smile. Login to Reply Daniel Turner Date: 3/15/2016 1:46:00 PM Thank you my dear friend. I am glad I made you smile:):)

Sara Kendrick Date: 3/15/2016 10:56:00 AM Cute one..Won't be long before the fruit trees will be bearing again the gifts from their abundance..I enjoyed reading this one..Thanks for the visit to my page..Sara Login to Reply Daniel Turner Date: 3/15/2016 10:58:00 AM Sorry about the off color humor. I couldn't resist. Thank you for your kindness. Peace:)