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Bawdy Limerick What a Whopper - Gotd Award

Sue had a new boyfriend called Billy
Who had a gargantuan willy
To Sue’s great delight 
It stayed up all night …
And Sue was a game little filly!

FOR GIGGLE OF THE DAY CHALLENGE

11~27~16

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Jack Horne

December 3, 2016 at 2:20 PM

LOL, love this one, Jan

Jan Allison

December 3, 2016 at 5:19 PM

Thanks Jack:-) hugs Jan xx

Kim Rodrigues

December 2, 2016 at 7:51 AM

Really humerous!

Jan Allison

December 2, 2016 at 8:51 AM

Thanks Kim:-) hugs Jan xx

Jean Murray

November 30, 2016 at 3:49 PM

Those two must look the worse for wear next morning. I love it when you talk dirty Jan.

Jan Allison

November 30, 2016 at 4:30 PM

lol:-)hugs Jan xx

Claudia Polydoro

November 29, 2016 at 6:02 PM

Hi Jan, this was priceless... Lucky Lucky Sue ;) great poem :)

Jan Allison

November 29, 2016 at 6:11 PM

Thanks Claudia:-) hugs Jan xx

Chris Green

November 28, 2016 at 8:53 AM

Ha, now this was funny, sexy and totally silly. Seems Billy was a real stand up guy. :)

Jan Allison

November 28, 2016 at 10:55 AM

ha ha ha that is funny Chris!:-) hugs jan xx

Alexis Y.

November 28, 2016 at 8:09 AM

Hi Jan, I'm delighted to share this award with you:-) Alexis

Jan Allison

November 28, 2016 at 8:11 AM

aww thanks it was fun:-) hugs Jan xx

Matthew Anish

November 27, 2016 at 9:04 PM

Pretty raunchy! Enjoyable though! Peace & Love Matthew Anish

Jan Allison

November 28, 2016 at 2:33 AM

I did put bawdy for that reason Matthew lol:-) hope all is well with you:-) hugs Jan xx

Eve Roper

November 27, 2016 at 8:05 PM

whaaaawhaaaaa................................ you are so silly I love it Hugs eve

Eve Roper

November 28, 2016 at 5:10 PM

Jan Allison

November 28, 2016 at 2:34 AM

I WAS writing a 'serious' poem for your contest ... then the giggles got in the way lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Lim'Rik Flats

November 27, 2016 at 7:09 PM

GOTD! Ain't no topper to this whopper!:-)

Jan Allison

November 27, 2016 at 7:10 PM

ha ha ha Thanks my friend you inspired me to write:-) hugs Jan xx

Andrea Dietrich

November 27, 2016 at 6:33 PM

COOL, Jan!!! What is giggle of the day? Soupmail.

Jan Allison

November 27, 2016 at 6:35 PM

John Limrick flats set a challenge to write a witty limerick:-0 hugs jan xx

Mike Hauser

November 27, 2016 at 5:36 PM

You are too funny!

Jan Allison

November 27, 2016 at 5:40 PM

so are you my friend lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Arthur Vaso

November 27, 2016 at 5:35 PM

LOL Loved this one, very well written!

Jan Allison

November 27, 2016 at 5:38 PM

Blame John it was his idea to write limericks lol:-) hugs jan xx

Alexis Y.

November 27, 2016 at 4:40 PM

Lol! Jan,this is so funny. I think you nailed it:-) Alexis

Jan Allison

November 27, 2016 at 4:47 PM

Just a fun poem Alexis ... you know me I can't resist a limerick challenge:-) hugs Jan xx

Keith Teaser

November 27, 2016 at 4:03 PM

haha..

Jan Allison

November 27, 2016 at 4:15 PM

:-) hugs Jan xx

Jerry T Curtis

November 27, 2016 at 3:55 PM

But time took its toll---as Gargantuan's go---now Billy's not quite the same man---But Sue was no quitter---But a frolicking critter----Who took the whole matter in hand ........ Hugs lol

Jan Allison

November 27, 2016 at 3:57 PM

ha ha ha that ending is hilarious Jerry so good to see you back again have missed your humour:-) hugs jan xx

Demetrios Trifiatis

November 27, 2016 at 3:54 PM

Lucky Sue! haha! As always my Empress of Limericks you made my day! Good luck dear, Jan, and a seven!

Jan Allison

November 27, 2016 at 3:56 PM

ha ha ha:-) Hugs jan xx

John Lawless

November 27, 2016 at 3:09 PM

Excellent limerick Jan....naughty and bawdy....

Jan Allison

November 27, 2016 at 3:13 PM

I made sure I put bawdy in the title John so no one is under any illusions that it is somewhat risque lol:-) hugs jan xx

Anne-Lise Andresen

November 27, 2016 at 1:49 PM

- A perfect couple .... :))) - Thank you, Jan - hugs // Anne-Lise :)

Jan Allison

November 27, 2016 at 1:49 PM

Thanks Anne Lise I had to rise to John's challenge lol:-) hugs jan xx

Paul Callus

November 27, 2016 at 1:28 PM

An excellent Limerick (topic 'n all), but I must also praise the fluidity and smoothness of the delivery; your writing has reached delightful heights! Hugs // paul

Jan Allison

November 27, 2016 at 1:32 PM

Aww thanks so much Paul - On Friday it was 3 years to the day of Bob's cancer surgery and when I wrote my first poem' splendid Isolation' what an amazing journey I've been on since then and if it wasn't for me being persuaded to join PS we would have never have met:-) :-) love and hugs to all the family Jan xx