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Not everybody drives high preformance cars Daily its not a racetrack on the school trip Or shopping or office commute, how many people Who lost deposits and cancelled orders? were Going to buy a lotus or a ferrari or a bentley? What a chump.'
Wobble chops in 99, was driving cars and doing fine' He'd was in 'top gear' where his sweaters looked drear On a roll, he was always really; ready to talk and stroll Smugness poured out of him, he may be deaf from his own din Also discontent I saw' he changed loyaltys as a revolving door Rover built the 75, it was easy on the eye, orders just began to fly A solid build the people liked, time for old wobble chops to strike.! Its like a doctors car he groaned, him all grimace and stone dead tone Causing orders to dry up quick, bashing British Jeremy thick.' Clarkson you should have been banned' pushing rover into quicksand Causing so many jobs to die, pompous twit are you satisfied.?

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Date: 1/10/2023 12:16:00 PM
I do believe that the power of the small purse united is the common-man's very large weapon. There are certain products, certain actors and actresses with loud mouths, that I would not go see even if tickets given free. Character does mean more to me than talent. Talent all on loan anyway, but egos often forget that.
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Joe Maverick
Date: 1/10/2023 12:33:00 PM
We have certain thoughts similar It seems, I like the term used (the power of the small purse) it encapsulates an idea of mine almost Joe.'
Date: 1/9/2023 9:05:00 AM
yeah, like wendy, I do not get stuff related to British and their cars, but I bet this Clarkson guy is a real NO GOOD
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Date: 1/10/2023 11:58:00 AM
To be as fair as possible I think He is swollen headed.' Stiff Necked and short sighted.' I'm Not sure he is really bad though? He just needs to get out of his own way mostly.'
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Date: 1/9/2023 11:37:00 AM
Well Rover is one of the British Iconic car firms, that through The 70s 80s had some lower quality Times & products then in the Late 90s the Rover 75 launched' Great style strong engine and Peoples heads were turning.. Then mr top rating all important Jeremy Clarkson did that bad Report.' And robbed Britain tbh As I put it was a car any person Would drive with confidence But not a race track car and of Course! if its not good enough For old wobble chops its no Good for mr Brown..' What utter Rubbish.)
Date: 1/9/2023 4:57:00 AM
He said to thank you Joe. He isn't into poetry, but he enjoyed yours.
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Date: 1/9/2023 4:37:00 AM
Joe, l didn't exactly understand this one, but l read it to my husband and he really appreciated it. Said to tell you its a really great poem, He is into cars (old and new) .
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Joe Maverick
Date: 1/9/2023 4:53:00 AM
Tell him thanks Wendy' this Clarkson guy though.! just so Much mouth and no Consideration.'

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