Band 101

In Junior High, I decided to try
to play an instrument

I joined the band, French horn in hand
determined to make music

I lugged my horn, ready to mourn
for myself, as I walked home

Although I practiced, my butt, this horn kicked
I could never play a song

The noise I did play, made all ears run away
and was painful to mine as well

Like howling dogs, the sound was all wrong
and frightening to my neighbors

Children cried on my street, men were white as a sheet
mothers ran out to buy ear plugs

But I didn't upset, became teacher's pet
And won the band's top accolade

With trophy in hand, I took a stand 
and never returned to band


This is a true story but SLIGHTLY exaggerated

By Rhonda Johnson-Saunders, January 31, 2012
5th place in Self Exaggerations contest
Copyright © | Year Posted 2012

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Sweetheart Avatar
February 16, 2012 at 9:47 PM
congrats Rhonda on HM for this magnificent composition luv.. enjoy honor ..thankxx for so many sweet comments too..luv..
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February 17, 2012 at 12:03 PM
Thank you, Linda-Marie!!
Bunton Avatar
February 16, 2012 at 3:39 PM
Congratulations!
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February 17, 2012 at 12:02 PM
Thank you, Christopher!!
Ronthorpe Avatar
February 15, 2012 at 4:48 PM
Rhonda, this is a very good write, thanks for sharing it with us. Congrats on winning 5th place in Susan's contest.................S.Ronthorpe
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February 15, 2012 at 8:24 PM
Thank you, Samuel!! Blessings, Rhonda
Pettit Avatar
February 15, 2012 at 2:09 PM
Congratulations on your win Rhonda. Well written and very descriptive.
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February 15, 2012 at 8:23 PM
Thank you, Robert!! Blessings, Rhonda
Johnson Avatar
February 15, 2012 at 12:20 PM
Perhaps quite exaggerated. Congratulations on your trophy and win. Love, Joyce
Johnson-Saunders Avatar
February 15, 2012 at 8:22 PM
Thank you, Joyce! It was a trophy I didn't deserve. I only chose the french horn because the band director played french horn. I was too young to be so manipulative!
Brown Avatar
February 15, 2012 at 11:44 AM
Congratulations on your super placement in Susan Burch's "Ridiculous Self Exaggerations" contest Rhonda. Love, Carol
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February 15, 2012 at 8:22 PM
Thank you, Carol! More true than exaggerated, I'm sorry to say. Blessings, Rhonda
Tams The Golden Girl Avatar
February 15, 2012 at 11:00 AM
Congratualtions Rhonda what a shame you didn't go back xx
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February 15, 2012 at 8:19 PM
Thanks Mandy! Maybe I should have tried harder. It seemed like a lost cause. In hindsight, if I had chosen a lighter instrument, I might have practiced more. Walking home lugging a french horn was no fun!
Poet Avatar
February 15, 2012 at 8:56 AM
Congrats Rhonda on your win.Enjoyed the humour very much.
Johnson-Saunders Avatar
February 15, 2012 at 8:17 PM
Thank you, kash!! Blessings, Rhonda
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