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Bad Santa Bawdy Limerick

My aunt waited so patiently
and perched herself on Santa’s knee,
he caressed her thighs
and got a huge rise -
she giggled so coquettishly!

12/1/18

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Arthur Vaso Date: 12/4/2018 4:17:00 AM So funny! wish she was my Aunt LOL Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 12/4/2018 11:56:00 AM Thanks Art I thought you would appreciate this one lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Gershon Wolf Date: 12/2/2018 6:53:00 PM As the economists say: A rising tide lifts all boats. Heh, heh. Good one, Jan! :) gw Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 12/4/2018 11:55:00 AM lol Gershon:-) hugs Jan xx

Mark Elam Date: 12/2/2018 5:12:00 PM Hilarious! Naughty Santa. Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 12/2/2018 5:20:00 PM Thanks Mark, I thought it could be too cheecky for the contest:-) hugs jan xx

Warren Doll Date: 12/2/2018 4:11:00 PM LOL! I loved this , Jan So, so funny. Warm wishes~ Warren Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 12/2/2018 4:13:00 PM Thanks Warren:-) I thought it may be too cheeky for the contest so I just put it in for fun:-) hugs Jan xx

Connie Marcum Wong Date: 12/1/2018 6:34:00 PM I loved it Jan! I bet this does happen from time to time when Santa is a dirty old man. Haha. So funny! xxoo : ) Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 12/2/2018 4:40:00 AM lol Connie I bet it happens sometime lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Lindsay Laurie Date: 12/1/2018 6:25:00 PM G'day Jan … if it wasn't Christmas time Jan, wouldn't we all be wary of some bloke in a funny red suit and false beard - thanks Jan for your uplifting limerick - Lindsay Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 12/2/2018 4:40:00 AM we tell kids not to talk to strangers yet encourage them to sit on Santa's knee and he gives them as present - gives me chills to be honest:-( hugs Jan xx

Tom Cunningham Date: 12/1/2018 3:40:00 PM Bad Santa didn't pass the crb check, he needs rolling in the cold snow to cool off lol. Tom. Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 12/2/2018 4:39:00 AM lol Tom:-) hugs Jan xx

Rico Leffanta Date: 12/1/2018 12:14:00 PM Saint Nick may not be a saint after all, but certainly has his eyes on assets he might nick (or, at least, lick). Did you see the photo first? Thanks for the laugh! Aloha! Rico Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 12/1/2018 12:30:00 PM Thanks Rico, no I wrote the poem on a scrap of paper before i got into bed last night lol I thought the pic was perfect to accompany the poem:-) hugs Jan xx

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart Date: 12/1/2018 9:24:00 AM Lol! Bawdy indeed ;) xomo! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 12/1/2018 9:33:00 AM Cheers Mo:-) hugs Jan xx