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Bad Santa Bawdy Limerick

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My aunt waited so patiently and perched herself on Santa’s knee, he caressed her thighs and got a huge rise - she giggled so coquettishly! 12/1/18

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Arthur Vaso

Date: 12/4/2018 4:17:00 AM

So funny! wish she was my Aunt LOL

Jan Allison
Date: 12/4/2018 11:56:00 AM

Thanks Art I thought you would appreciate this one lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Gershon Wolf

Date: 12/2/2018 6:53:00 PM

As the economists say: A rising tide lifts all boats. Heh, heh. Good one, Jan! :) gw

Jan Allison
Date: 12/4/2018 11:55:00 AM

lol Gershon:-) hugs Jan xx

Mark Elam

Date: 12/2/2018 5:12:00 PM

Hilarious! Naughty Santa.

Jan Allison
Date: 12/2/2018 5:20:00 PM

Thanks Mark, I thought it could be too cheecky for the contest:-) hugs jan xx

Warren Doll

Date: 12/2/2018 4:11:00 PM

LOL! I loved this , Jan So, so funny. Warm wishes~ Warren

Jan Allison
Date: 12/2/2018 4:13:00 PM

Thanks Warren:-) I thought it may be too cheeky for the contest so I just put it in for fun:-) hugs Jan xx

Connie Marcum Wong

Date: 12/1/2018 6:34:00 PM

I loved it Jan! I bet this does happen from time to time when Santa is a dirty old man. Haha. So funny! xxoo : )

Jan Allison
Date: 12/2/2018 4:40:00 AM

lol Connie I bet it happens sometime lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Lindsay Laurie

Date: 12/1/2018 6:25:00 PM

G'day Jan … if it wasn't Christmas time Jan, wouldn't we all be wary of some bloke in a funny red suit and false beard - thanks Jan for your uplifting limerick - Lindsay

Jan Allison
Date: 12/2/2018 4:40:00 AM

we tell kids not to talk to strangers yet encourage them to sit on Santa's knee and he gives them as present - gives me chills to be honest:-( hugs Jan xx

Tom Cunningham

Date: 12/1/2018 3:40:00 PM

Bad Santa didn't pass the crb check, he needs rolling in the cold snow to cool off lol. Tom.

Jan Allison
Date: 12/2/2018 4:39:00 AM

lol Tom:-) hugs Jan xx

Rico Leffanta

Date: 12/1/2018 12:14:00 PM

Saint Nick may not be a saint after all, but certainly has his eyes on assets he might nick (or, at least, lick). Did you see the photo first? Thanks for the laugh! Aloha! Rico

Jan Allison
Date: 12/1/2018 12:30:00 PM

Thanks Rico, no I wrote the poem on a scrap of paper before i got into bed last night lol I thought the pic was perfect to accompany the poem:-) hugs Jan xx

Maureen Mcgreavy

Date: 12/1/2018 9:24:00 AM

Lol! Bawdy indeed ;) xomo!

Jan Allison
Date: 12/1/2018 9:33:00 AM

Cheers Mo:-) hugs Jan xx