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My aunt waited so patiently and perched herself on Santa’s knee, he caressed her thighs and got a huge rise - she giggled so coquettishly! 12/1/18

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Date: 12/4/2018 4:17:00 AM
So funny! wish she was my Aunt LOL
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 12/4/2018 11:56:00 AM
Thanks Art I thought you would appreciate this one lol:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 12/2/2018 6:53:00 PM
As the economists say: A rising tide lifts all boats. Heh, heh. Good one, Jan! :) gw
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Date: 12/4/2018 11:55:00 AM
lol Gershon:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 12/2/2018 5:12:00 PM
Hilarious! Naughty Santa.
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Date: 12/2/2018 5:20:00 PM
Thanks Mark, I thought it could be too cheecky for the contest:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 12/2/2018 4:11:00 PM
LOL! I loved this , Jan So, so funny. Warm wishes~ Warren
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Date: 12/2/2018 4:13:00 PM
Thanks Warren:-) I thought it may be too cheeky for the contest so I just put it in for fun:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 12/1/2018 6:34:00 PM
I loved it Jan! I bet this does happen from time to time when Santa is a dirty old man. Haha. So funny! xxoo : )
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Date: 12/2/2018 4:40:00 AM
lol Connie I bet it happens sometime lol:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 12/1/2018 6:25:00 PM
G'day Jan … if it wasn't Christmas time Jan, wouldn't we all be wary of some bloke in a funny red suit and false beard - thanks Jan for your uplifting limerick - Lindsay
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Date: 12/2/2018 4:40:00 AM
we tell kids not to talk to strangers yet encourage them to sit on Santa's knee and he gives them as present - gives me chills to be honest:-( hugs Jan xx
Date: 12/1/2018 3:40:00 PM
Bad Santa didn't pass the crb check, he needs rolling in the cold snow to cool off lol. Tom.
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Date: 12/2/2018 4:39:00 AM
lol Tom:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 12/1/2018 1:10:00 PM
Ok now I’m catching up on a bit of reading and commenting this evening and of the first 4 poems I read, two mention Saint Nick’s big... lap! Lol! There are stirrings in the Soup!
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Date: 12/1/2018 1:33:00 PM
I don't think I've read any others on the theme lol:-) this was just a silly poem not for the contest :-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 12/1/2018 12:28:00 PM
Now that was something to "Ho, Ho, Ho" about! Was that a gun in Santa's pocket, or was he just happy to see her? Great fun, Jan.
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Date: 12/1/2018 12:31:00 PM
Thanks Jim:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 12/1/2018 12:14:00 PM
Saint Nick may not be a saint after all, but certainly has his eyes on assets he might nick (or, at least, lick). Did you see the photo first? Thanks for the laugh! Aloha! Rico
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Date: 12/1/2018 12:30:00 PM
Thanks Rico, no I wrote the poem on a scrap of paper before i got into bed last night lol I thought the pic was perfect to accompany the poem:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 12/1/2018 9:24:00 AM
Lol! Bawdy indeed ;) xomo!
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Date: 12/1/2018 9:33:00 AM
Cheers Mo:-) hugs Jan xx