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Bad Santa Bawdy Limerick

My aunt waited so patiently
and perched herself on Santa’s knee,
he caressed her thighs
and got a huge rise -
she giggled so coquettishly!

12/1/18

christmashumorouslimerick

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Arthur Vaso

December 4, 2018 at 4:17 AM

So funny! wish she was my Aunt LOL

Jan Allison

December 4, 2018 at 11:56 AM

Thanks Art I thought you would appreciate this one lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Gershon Wolf

December 2, 2018 at 6:53 PM

As the economists say: A rising tide lifts all boats. Heh, heh. Good one, Jan! :) gw

Jan Allison

December 4, 2018 at 11:55 AM

lol Gershon:-) hugs Jan xx

Mark Elam

December 2, 2018 at 5:12 PM

Hilarious! Naughty Santa.

Jan Allison

December 2, 2018 at 5:20 PM

Thanks Mark, I thought it could be too cheecky for the contest:-) hugs jan xx

Warren Doll

December 2, 2018 at 4:11 PM

LOL! I loved this , Jan So, so funny. Warm wishes~ Warren

Jan Allison

December 2, 2018 at 4:13 PM

Thanks Warren:-) I thought it may be too cheeky for the contest so I just put it in for fun:-) hugs Jan xx

Connie Marcum Wong

December 1, 2018 at 6:34 PM

I loved it Jan! I bet this does happen from time to time when Santa is a dirty old man. Haha. So funny! xxoo : )

Jan Allison

December 2, 2018 at 4:40 AM

lol Connie I bet it happens sometime lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Lindsay Laurie

December 1, 2018 at 6:25 PM

G'day Jan … if it wasn't Christmas time Jan, wouldn't we all be wary of some bloke in a funny red suit and false beard - thanks Jan for your uplifting limerick - Lindsay

Jan Allison

December 2, 2018 at 4:40 AM

we tell kids not to talk to strangers yet encourage them to sit on Santa's knee and he gives them as present - gives me chills to be honest:-( hugs Jan xx

Tom Cunningham

December 1, 2018 at 3:40 PM

Bad Santa didn't pass the crb check, he needs rolling in the cold snow to cool off lol. Tom.

Jan Allison

December 2, 2018 at 4:39 AM

lol Tom:-) hugs Jan xx

Rico Leffanta

December 1, 2018 at 12:14 PM

Saint Nick may not be a saint after all, but certainly has his eyes on assets he might nick (or, at least, lick). Did you see the photo first? Thanks for the laugh! Aloha! Rico

Jan Allison

December 1, 2018 at 12:30 PM

Thanks Rico, no I wrote the poem on a scrap of paper before i got into bed last night lol I thought the pic was perfect to accompany the poem:-) hugs Jan xx