Bad Boys Christmas

it was the night before christmas. and all in my house.everyone was sleeping even my pet mouse.i was laying in bead a grin on my face.waiting to here the yells and screams.he would make.the year before i was bad all year.i did not want mutch hardly nothing at all .just a big box of legos and a brand new ball. but i did not get a present at all last year. i vowed never again would this happen to me .next year i will set traps i will get him you see.so i placed the bear trap in the chimney with care. in hopes that his jolly fat butt would be there.so i rigged all the stockings to give him a shock.put his exlax cookies on a plate with glee.then laced his milk with castor oil you see.and i cant wait to see the look in his eyes .when he sees me .laughing and pointing at his fat stupid behind just waiting for him to crap in his pants.then it happened i heard a bone snap.he yelled out in pain .but a weird thing happened on the way to see .santa,s voice sounded familar to me. for it was not santa it was my dad you see. and before i could stop her before i could speak my mother was blown right off her feet.she lay on the floor my stocking in hand.her hair was all standing on end . grandma was sitting in my dads favorite chair mouth hanging open all she coud do was stare.i was in trouble did not know where to start .before i could speak grand ma let a big fart.her eye started twiching she wiggled and groand.she jumped from the chair and headed for the throne.she all most made it god bless her heart .but all it took was one more fart. there was a brown trail from the chair down the hall..but theres a reason im telling this story to you all .if you dont get a pressent dont do what i done or you will be cleaning up crap for a month....merry christmas to all and to all a good night....