Glen Pugh Poet I do not know?

Bad Boys Christmas

it was the night before christmas. and all in my house.everyone was sleeping 
even my pet mouse.i was laying in bead a grin on my face.waiting to here the 
yells and screams.he would make.the year before i was bad all year.i did not 
want mutch hardly nothing at all .just a big box of legos and a brand new ball. but 
i did not get a present at all last year. i vowed never again would this happen to 
me .next year i will set traps i will get him you see.so i placed the bear trap in the 
chimney with care. in hopes that his jolly fat butt would be there.so i rigged all the 
stockings to give him a shock.put his exlax cookies on a plate with glee.then 
laced his milk with castor oil you see.and i cant wait to see the look in his 
eyes .when he sees me .laughing and pointing at his fat stupid behind just 
waiting for him to crap in his pants.then it happened i heard a bone snap.he 
yelled out in pain .but a weird thing happened on the way to see .santa,s voice 
sounded familar to me. for it was not santa it was my dad you see. and before i 
could stop her before i could speak my mother was blown right off her feet.she 
lay on the floor my stocking in hand.her hair was all standing on end . grandma 
was sitting in my dads favorite chair mouth hanging open all she coud do was 
stare.i was in trouble did not know where to start .before i could speak grand ma 
let a big fart.her eye started twiching she wiggled and groand.she jumped from 
the chair and headed for the throne.she all most made it god bless her heart .but 
all it took was one more fart. there was a brown trail from the chair down the 
hall..but  theres a reason im telling this story to you all .if you dont get a pressent 
dont do what i done or you will be cleaning up crap for a month....merry christmas 
to all and to all a good night....

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