Back Seat Blues

It was in my old Cortina Well you really should have seen her She was naked as the day that she was born We had only just begun, we were having lots of fun When her foot came crashing down upon the horn Well, she gave a little groan and a steady little moan Then from nowhere came the loudest ever scream She was thrashing all about, she was trying to get out And then suddenly the lights were on main beam Soon the door was open wide as she made her way outside She was hopping on the tarmac in the nude It was comic, it was farce just to see her naked **** But I’m sure the other people thought it rude She was cold and she was damp and was happy now the cramp Had abated, though the memory lingered on Climbing quickly back inside, trying desperately to hide She got dressed and moments later we were gone Now it’s nice to go al fresco, but, the car park outside Tesco Is just not the place to park when you feel frisky So, next time we get denuded it’ll be somewhere secluded At a place where getting caught is far less risky