Baby Harry

In his cage in a rage- Baby Harry
and those visit his realm best be wary.
A smart cockatoo
who screams out: " #*@# you!"
What his master might say could be scary.

My Theme is : Birds singing.
But I hope that birds talking is okay.
However, as I write this,
Baby Harry is talking, but not in a socially acceptable way...

Copyright © | Year Posted 2010

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Date: 6/13/2010 2:56:00 PM
This has to be one of the funniest Limericks on the Soup, it's koolio Gerard. Many thanks for your kind words >> James
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Date: 6/8/2010 10:31:00 AM
Maybe you need to play Daystar TV to him all day...Keep the creative pen flowing..Sara
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Date: 5/30/2010 8:29:00 PM
very very cute, Gerard, so you are in the assignmet contest too I see. Best of luck to you! LUv, Andrea
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Date: 5/30/2010 7:09:00 PM
Got a chuckle out of this one. I assume this is for a contest since you have the theme listed. Best wishes! Keep on writing. Thank you for your kind words on my poem. Karen
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Date: 5/30/2010 6:54:00 PM
Just go into your entry and dedicate it to an Eve in the contest or an Eve in your personal life or even to me ...Dr. Ram already did but we can have repeats.. it will count for extra consideration although yours is already top notch entry with me.. luv.. "Sweetheart"
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Date: 5/30/2010 6:53:00 PM
This is so funny and I could just picture the scene.. Gerard... hope all is well .. yes the poem The Tormented Soul is about a man (my on again off again man) who cannot understand the concept of how he can be loved or could be worthy of love itself... this poem has been brewing for a long time.. Ron thinks being jealous is love.. but he is so wrong.. and we argue about his jealousy and it never ends.. but great friends like u keep me grounded.. please go read my new blog about ADAM contest..luv
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Date: 5/30/2010 5:01:00 PM
A delight to read, Gerard...Hope you're doing fine...Congratulations on all the wins in the various contests! Been too busy to do much...but once in a while I pop in mostly to post Jimmy's poems...Take care and Love to you...Audrey
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Date: 5/29/2010 8:02:00 PM
I love this and enjoyed it
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Date: 5/29/2010 6:13:00 PM
Heheh, what a dirty birdy for sure. Had a chuckle thinking about the parrot pounding out a nice string of expletives. Chris.
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Date: 5/29/2010 5:04:00 PM
lol, funny how you said not in a socially acceptable way... truely enjoyed, hope you have a nice memorial weekend . P.D.
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Date: 5/29/2010 3:44:00 PM
Harry Linkletter who passed away this week used to say, "Kids say the darndest things." Guess he hadn't heard this bird! I actually have a friend whose cockatoo has a nasty tongue that often causes him embarrassment. Great limerick, Gerard! Love, Carolyn
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Date: 5/29/2010 3:15:00 PM
LOL, LOVE IT. Enjoyed it a little bit 2 much. Have yourself a wonderful day,,SKAT
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