Jan Allison Poet Rhyme

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Humourous Poem Poetry Contest

Sponsored by Jay Narain

07/04.23

Away To La Senza

Away to La Senza
No amour for Fred
Must spice up his love life
In their king size bed

A baby doll nightie
Fred balks at the cost
But wants to rekindle
The closeness they've lost

Fred pays for the item
Pink satin and lace
Now he’s dying to see
Smiles light up wife’s face

Fred gives her the present
And gains two black eyes
The reason he got them
It isn't her size!

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Andy Velvet August 2, 2023 at 6:59 AM Hahaha very funny Jan! Beautiful

Suzanne Delaney July 13, 2023 at 2:57 PM Ha ha Jan: you always make me laugh. I guess we can give him 2 points for trying. SuZ

Eve Roper July 12, 2023 at 9:24 PM love it , excellent

Beryl Edmonds July 12, 2023 at 1:58 AM Jan, that hilarious and gave me a laugh… Belle

Andrea Dietrich July 11, 2023 at 4:10 PM Excellent example, Jan! Probably he bought smaller to make her butt hang out and her boobs pop!

Valsa George July 9, 2023 at 6:50 PM This often happens. Men buy gifts, especially clothing to please their wives and give them a surprise. Unfortunately it results in making the relationship worse as it may be either under size or over size. Poor Fred..... Quite humorous Jan. Congratulations on your win.

Sotto Poet July 5, 2023 at 4:28 PM This is really funny and it made me laugh a lot! A fave for me. Jan Allison July 8, 2023 at 3:27 AM I'm not sure what the sponsor will think lol i was inspired by the original contest which was pulled and is now bottle garden! hugs Jan xx

Anne-Lise Andresen July 5, 2023 at 1:03 PM - Presumably he hadn't seen her body for years ... :))) - hugs Jan Allison July 8, 2023 at 3:26 AM thanks Anne-Lise lol:-) hugs jan xx

Nancy Kaufman July 5, 2023 at 5:53 AM I heard the expression, "it's the thought that counts" LOL cute one. Jan Allison July 5, 2023 at 10:06 AM maybe not on this occasion lol :-) hugs Jan xx

David Fisher July 4, 2023 at 5:35 PM Funny and on the money, except for poor Fred! Jan Allison July 5, 2023 at 10:06 AM thanks David xx

Tania Kitchin July 4, 2023 at 3:41 PM Jan, ha ha, hilarious, made me laugh! Hugs Jan Allison July 5, 2023 at 10:06 AM thanks so much Tania. I posted it before we got our sad news. I am so glad i was mid way through the judging I needed to keep going to smile. hugs jan xx

Lin Lane July 4, 2023 at 2:45 PM If this is the same Fred that’s in the asylum and afraid of his wife, maybe we should help her get to him. That’s a skimpy teddy. Jan Allison July 4, 2023 at 3:17 PM lol Lin, nooo poor fred in the asylum is seeking asylum from his wife she is a real vache:-( hugs Jan xx