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Eye hate the way it comes back and says the same thing even when eye type 
different messages when eye need help and when eye am just compliment the 
message is the same take a name and number we the bigdo will get back to you 
and this time we want more information oph please just read the thing the first 
one that eye send let a HUMAN on the thing and let him read the message sent 
OH listen now to me YAHOO and hire the me and put me in an office and let me 
have a bed so eye can do my business after reading all of yours there is only 
hours in a day to waste them all away and then eye could still write my poems 
then and yes a fat paycheck no need to place it in the mail eye will print the bills 
out on my color printing thing next to the door locked from inside the paranoid to  
hide the poet let him work just slide the pizza underneath and let me eat while  
answering the sweet messages all day eye need a coke so put a machine out in 
the hall and eye will print the dollar ones to place in all the slots eye want a cherry 
one and sometimes they must make a black cherry cola to replace the need in 
me with fun and it will be the answer man for YAHOO the only one you need the 
robot me the greatbigdew the YAHOO answer man the only answer on YAHOO.

Copyright © | Year Posted 2007



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