Augusto

AUGUSTO A warm wind blows walking to the park Augusto flecks a butt muscle then farts Those down wind gasp in sheer disgust Now walk ahead of Augusto in mistrust A notice is sent to his missus in despair To many eggs, his mates need fresh air With a change of diet Augusto is sorted As his foul smelling wind then thwarted Now Augusto's discretions reek of roses So far more better on every ones noses Indiana Shaw . . . ; )

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Panagiota Romios

Date: 8/14/2022 5:35:00 AM

Quite well done and clever, without being offensive! Will add, written for adults! A welcome treat for me. I most heartily thank you, Indiana! Panagiota XXX

Indiana Shaw
Date: 8/14/2022 8:06:00 AM

Glad you liked it, Panagiota, when you laugh, the world laughs with you . . . ; )

Tom Cunningham

Date: 8/2/2022 8:05:00 AM

Lol, thats all that's needed sometimes, a change in diet, great humour Indiana. Tom

Indiana Shaw
Date: 8/14/2022 8:03:00 AM

There's been a change of wind, I can feel a cheese and pickle coming on . . . ; )