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Cast of Gamblers:

Jack of Hearts: That's me

Big John: John

Diamond Jim: Craig  

Snake Eyes: Rich

Hinemoa: Ngaire

This is my version of Dylan's epic ballad "Lily, Rosemary and the Jack of Hearts".

These particular gamblers and horse thieves are real.

Most (okay, some) of what's written below is true. Actually very little but in this pack there was more than just one joker and we were armed only with our wits.

PS: nobody got shot or killed in the making of this tale, but some got cleaned out!

~~~~~ The players were hangin’ ‘round but were all headin’ for a fall, the room was quiet except for the drillin’ in the wall. The curfew had been lifted and “No Gamblin’” signs torn down, anyone with any sense had already left town - they were pissin’ in their boots starin’ at the Jack of Hearts Now Jack was no one’s fool, he said “I’ve come to take what’s mine”, he made his usual entrance lookin’ so sharp and so fine. With his black waistcoat and his hat and his eyes so dark and cold, his reputation was feared, his legend widely told and everyone watched in awe the great Jack of Hearts “I know I’ve seen that face before” they were thinkin’ to themselves. “maybe down in Pare’ or a wanted poster on somebody’s shelves”. The boys began to twitch and a hard drinkin’ voice was heard… “I’m lookin’ for an honest game" Jack gave ‘em all his word but no one was takin’ any chances with the cool Jack of Hearts One by one they drifted in “let’s get this show started” he said, and everyone eyed the stash hidden under Big John’s bed. Then Jack walked up to Diamond Jim and he asked him with a grin “could you kindly tell me, friend, what time this game begins?” then every sphincter at that table clenched at the Jack of Hearts The cards were shuffled and dealt, there was high tension in the air, Diamond Jim had two aces hopin’ for a third to match his pair. He said “you gotta be in to win” and raised the pot with a dopey smile, Snake Eyes folded but Big John he was takin’ his sweet while but the man they all had to beat was the Jack of Hearts Hinemoa the Queen of Spades was an easy mark tryln’ to find, the drillin’ in the wall kept up but no one seemed to pay it any mind. It was known all around town that Hinemoa wore Big John’s ring and nothin’ would ever come between the queen and her king - no, nothin’ ever would except maybe the Jack of Hearts Hinemoa started drinkin’ hard and her tongue cut like a knife, she was tired of losin’, tired of playin’ the role of Big John’s wife. She had done a lot of bad sh-it and with a wild bunch did ride - was lookin’ to win one big gamblin’ stake before she died, and she was eyein’ that pot bettin’ against the Jack of Hearts Diamond Jim wiped his brow, looked at Jack then looked away, “has your luck run out?” grinned Jack “you must’ve known it would someday”. Then Snake Eyes called and said “stranger, I think you’re bluffin’” and Jack just winked back at that muppet on his big cigar puffin’ “read ‘em and weep, fat boy!” Said the smilin’ Jack of Hearts “Fu-ck me!” Big John groaned, “these cards are jinxed I swear, there’s somethin’ funny goin’ on” he said, “I can feel it in the air! If I catch anyone cheatin’ I’ll shoot ‘em where they stand” - everyone was hopin’ they weren’t holdin’ a dead man’s hand, everyone that is but the cocked and loaded Jack of Hearts No one knew the circumstance but they say it happened pretty quick, the lights all went out and a shiny nickel plated revolver did click. Big John was layin’ there, a bullet hole between his eyes did burn, Hinemoa knelt over him “oh well, maybe my luck’s about to turn” - she emptied his pockets and now was gunnin’ for the Jack of Hearts Two doors down the boys finally made it through the wall and cleaned out Big John’s stash, they made off with quite a haul. Jack said “cash me out, I’m outta whiskey and it’s gettin’ late”, Diamond Jim said “not so fast, Jack, I’m holdin’ an inside straight” but that greenhorn never stood a chance with the Jack of Hearts The sun was risin’ and the undertaker was up before the dawn, no one knew if the next hand a card or gun would be drawn. They were all thinkin’ about a killin’, thinkin’ about what they saw, thinkin’ about gettin’ killed and thinkin’ about the law, but most of all they were thinkin’ about the Jack of Hearts The next day was judgement day, the sky was overcast and dull, Big John lay covered up killed by a pistol shot in his skull. They all pointed at Jack and stared but Jack wasn’t the kind to blink, Diamond Jim and Snake Eyes were sober, they hadn’t had a drink and swore never again to tempt fate with the Jack of Hearts Now Jack said “so long, clowns” and was heard to hit the trail singin’… “you got to know when to hold ‘em, know when to fold ‘em, know when to walk away and know when to run… you never count your money while you’re sittin’ at the table, there’ll be time enough for countin’ when the dealin’s done!”. Written: January 2005

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Date: 5/1/2024 8:42:00 PM
Very entertaining version of Jack of Hearts. You might be interested in my take-off of Subterranean Homesick Blues (Archimedean Homesick Blue) - or maybe not because its full of math junk (I was a math major).
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Keith D Trestrail
Date: 5/2/2024 3:54:00 AM
Archimedean, very clever. I shall stop by for a visit.
Date: 4/27/2024 5:10:00 PM
Ack! It's a certain Milton Creek author's alter ego. Hey nice saga and well written Keefer
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Keith D Trestrail
Date: 4/27/2024 6:43:00 PM
Hi there, stranger, you lookin’ for a game? Milton Creek is for simpletons just like Milton was. These gamblers above are real friends I used to play poker with. Always in the background back then I would play Blood on the Tracks and this song reminds me of those days and old friends. I wrote this nearly 20 years ago for a laugh but I thought why not post it. Cheers.

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