Assumption, Presumption , Gumption

ASSUMPTION, PRESUMPTION , GUMPTION I don’t enjoy been on a plane, I find it scary and a tad mundane, But last time I flew, I sat next to a lady I slightly knew, I was bored and wanted to play a silly game! It was the same lady who lived across the street, Her sandals were shoddy and she had ugly feet, Her face looked bloated, red and big, And every day she wore a new wig, I thought she was also perhaps an adulteress, A cheat! I noticed that she ordered a stiff brandy, She’s having an affair, she’s used to being randy, Truly how could this lady attract a husband And lover, She was clearly quite plain, What did either of them have to gain, Even her hair was mousy brown and sandy! We started chatting about this and that, And told me she was on diet for she felt fat, I’m no professor but have two degrees, So noticed she spoke with intellectual ease, I felt bad at what I thought earlier, My thoughts had to somehow retract! She was CEO of a well know airline, But sadly had cancer of the spine, Which she was hoping to beat The cancer had also spread to her feet, She could only wear sandals, I knew then I was out of line! I wanted to make her feel good, My thoughts weren’t nice, that is plainly understood, I invited her to join us on our luxury liner, For as long as she liked, she was also a deep Sea diver, We became best of friends, and pleased her, As only a friend could. It turned out that the man I saw going In and out of her house, Was her brother, so she didn’t cheat. On her spouse, In fact they were about to repeat their vows, Underneath the boughs, Of an old oak tree and a river on which They had a boathouse. Elsie got better, thank God, Both she and I thanked Him, He was Our rod, I was really lucky to have found Such a genuine friend high up, off the ground, We both lived by the sea, had a picnic, And watched the whales, a huge pod! I have now learnt not to make any Hasty assumption, But to have gumption, For I was horribly wrong, I had come a long Way, since that day on the plane, not to Make any hurried presumption!