As Low As You Can Get

AS LOW AS YOU CAN GET "folk say that cur stole his owner's dinner, how low can a dachshund go" Indiana Shaw . . . : ) "In the cur's defense" "It just looked and smelled so nice and tasty sitting there on the plate, So, I just wolfed it down whilst my master opened the door to a mate" . . . : / "The owners revenge" "The ending; I hear did not go down very well" "Cause; is that not a hot dog that I can smell" . . . O_o "No animal was hurt in the making of this daft poem (honest) the owner merely opened a tin of hot dogs as there was nothing left to eat, before eating one of them he wiggled a hot dog in front of the dachshund as if to remind the dog what would happen to it if he was ever caught eating his meal again, to which the dachshund took note of with a fearful gulp" . . . ; )