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Anti-Dating Agency

What is wrong with you? You're a bipedal pest problem What in the world am I gonna do to get rid of you ... shake you out of my life? You're making me so sick, hanging on to me like an Alabama tick I wish I had some kind of human pest control, an aerosol spray to eradicate you from my vexed soul Something that would keep you from coming around, trying to infest my quiet abode Stop you from attempting to invade the walls of my heart like rotting mold Look here, buster! We had a short, casual fling But it unraveled real quick when I started noticing some odd, troubling things Quirky things You always dressed sharp, but your car looked like junk Also, a faulty memory ... frayed wiring that short-circuited your promises A bad, addictive habit of never keeping any of them; blowing them off like smoke, treating broken agreements like a dirty joke And it seems you got a one track mind, only think about money all the time Ain't nothing wrong with wanting to get a bit prosperous, but if that's all you're about ... then love won't be enough The worst thing though is you're too clingy, too overly possessive --- a woman needs space, y'know, to breathe free I ain't your living property: mister, you don't own me! Man, I wish there was an anti-dating agency, to keep those bad relationship pests away Patrol the perimeter of my privacy nonstop: rejecting unwanted suitors; thwarting pesky, wannabe intruders My sweet dreams of an anti-dating agency, I know are fanciful flights of fantasy Being single and a little lonely sometimes is an acceptable cost ... Because you can't put a price on peace of mind

Copyright © | Year Posted 2017




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Date: 3/9/2017 2:29:00 PM
Hi Freddie, I think you did a great job writing from a female perspective. Hey this aint a bad idea. I think an "Anti- Dating Angency" would come in handy. As always great job my friend. A without a doubt seven:-) Alexis
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