Another Sex Scandal Hits the Party of Family Values

Another sex scandal hits the party of family values Another fall from imperial grace Another pastor Caught in a red hot sex scandal He claims that his wife Had an affair with a pool boy Who tried to black mail him The pool boy denies it Says the man liked to watch And it was a consensual affair No black mail at all But the damage was set The man Was the president Of a prominent university An close allay of the President Who led the evangelical support For the President And remains one of his close allay Preaching that the Republicans Are the party of family values But in the end People are people And sometimes They engage in inappropriate Wrongful actions Sinful actions indeed Contrary to the teachings Of the Christian faith While preaching the opposite In their smarmy snarky Hollier than thou Attitude they are hypocrites Not following the tenants Of the Christian faith That they so proudly proclaim In fact not doing what Jesus would have done Yet another family values preacher Caught up in a tawdry sex scandal Now do doubt the president Will deny that he even knows him Just the way it is It is what it is after all