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Animal Crackers

A giraffe approached
We necked

An elephant met me on the jungle path
I stored many thoughts in his trunk

A monkey smiles at me
Now I have no more bananas

A zebra wants to discuss the issues of life
I replied, such things are never black and white

On a boat, an alligator swam by
He offered to sell me an old family briefcase 

I have, I confess a gold fish with blonde hair
I named her Donald as bizarre as it seems

I tried to hire a group of rabbits
I said it’s the carrot or the stick

They were hopping mad
Multiplying their demands

I gave in
My coyote lawyer was useless in such matters


Alas as I am older now
So I bought a turtle

He slows me down a little
I slow him down a lot

I now have a great admiration
For Dr Doolittle

Who after all
Did a little and a lot

Although there was that one case never solved
No one though, really gives a quack!
Copyright © | Year Posted 2016

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Bickerstaffe Avatar
April 9, 2016 at 10:58 PM
Excellent Arthur... I especially enjoyed Donald, your female goldfish! Highly entertaining! Keith
Bickerstaffe Avatar
April 9, 2016 at 11:46 PM
I apologize for implying that you were stuck up... I don't know what possessed me to say something so stupid. I hope you can forgive me. All the best, Keith
Vaso Avatar
April 9, 2016 at 11:00 PM
Thanks Keith, hope all is well with you! cheers!
Roper Avatar
April 5, 2016 at 8:14 PM
Arthur, great write!!!! A children's book has immerged to make the little ones smile..:) Publish it :) Thank you for reading my " You Will Always Be With Me" Hugs dear friend
Vaso Avatar
April 9, 2016 at 11:06 PM
Thanks Eve! :) hugs!
Hicks Avatar
April 5, 2016 at 12:30 AM
Very funny stuff, Arthur, and a lot of packed in jokes. I'm still imagining how slow you must be going to be beaten by a turtle! Most creative.
Vaso Avatar
April 9, 2016 at 11:05 PM
The turtle and the hare! :)
Marcum Wong Avatar
April 2, 2016 at 11:29 PM
This poem is so entertaining and clever Arthur! It left me smiling! Loved the Donald ref. ;)
Vaso Avatar
April 9, 2016 at 11:04 PM
LOL that was the idea, more smiles makes the world a happier place!
Smith Avatar
April 2, 2016 at 8:48 PM
I just saw the duck...he was taking cover from the snow squall ontop the cover of my pool...if I could talk to the animals.... Good one Arthur
Vaso Avatar
April 9, 2016 at 11:03 PM
Thanks Tim, I wrote this as a children's poem with a little innuendo! :)
Allison Avatar
April 2, 2016 at 4:37 PM
so creative and so funny :-) hugs Jan xx7 & fave
Dietrich Avatar
April 2, 2016 at 4:08 PM
VERY creative, Arthur. I loved this.
Vaso Avatar
April 9, 2016 at 11:02 PM
Thank you, had fun with this! :)
Nance Avatar
April 2, 2016 at 7:45 AM
the zebra-lmao, and the ending lol... cute, clever and fun piece Arthur
Vaso Avatar
April 9, 2016 at 11:01 PM
That me!!! cute and clever!
A. Sharma Avatar
April 2, 2016 at 5:13 AM
Very wonderful Arthur... loved thie poem much..
Vaso Avatar
April 9, 2016 at 11:01 PM
That you Dr. Upma A. Sharma, I hope you are well, and I am happy some like my wit and I can bring some laughter! Hugs!
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