An Atheists Open Letter To God, Not My Personal Beliefs

Atheists open letter to God Dear God I don't know how to begin...let's see how are you today? (no he doesn't exist...oh yeah) I am writing you today...to clarify a few things! First of all, the fact that I am writing you this letter, does not in any way shape or form indicate, confirm, affirm, or testify, or give testimony, or bear witness to a belief or conviction that you exist, in any form whatsoever!!! Speaking about your existence...I have denied your existence and I wanted to know why you have not accepted my denial! Don't you understand that my denial of you, (now as a consequence of aforementioned denial) you are hereby obligated to not exist. My detailed analysis of facts as I understand them lead me to conclude that there is no Creator, no Intelligent Designer, and also I concur, believe, am convinced, have the conviction, that we(humans) are the product of evolution and random selection, after the big bang event. So in conclusion, I would like to ratify my belief that you do not exist, I concur, and agree, and am bound by this letter witnessed by me, stating categorically, unequivocally, that you do not exist. Please refrain from indicating, manifesting, proving, supporting, in any way that you exist. Please respect my declaration of your non- existence and comply forthwith. Not yours, not so sincerely, An unbeliever P.S If by any chance I am wrong...please disregard the aforementioned letter with my most sincere and humble apologies. John Derek Hamilton July 20,2016