An Alien Observation of Cell Phone Use

A Martian spy from the earth fled
and to his superiors said,
“Although no one is near,
they still talk hand to ear.
Too much oxygen’s gone to their head.”

For Carolyn Devnoshire's contest: Out of this world limericks

Copyright © | Year Posted 2010



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Date: 11/12/2014 10:00:00 PM
Now this is a limerick I love.
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Date: 12/18/2013 5:25:00 PM
Andrea Such a cute and funny write. Gives the reader a chuckle and laugh. Aliens and cell phones don't mix. LOL Thanks for the awesome comment on My Heart poem. Hugs
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Date: 11/6/2013 10:22:00 PM
Another winner. Awesome. You are always in the winner circle. That's because you write such great poems. very witty this one.
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Date: 1/19/2011 6:16:00 AM
Oh my God !!such humour--enjoyed--kashinath
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Date: 3/24/2010 5:18:00 PM
Okay what is this. I can't believe I like this. A poem really out of this world. If I was the judge . You would be in the winners circle. I like this Mrs. Andrea.
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Date: 3/23/2010 4:47:00 AM
Love those phones! Congratulations on your win in New Contest: Out of this World Limericks! Sponsored by: Carolyn Devonshire. Smiles, Dane Ann
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Date: 3/22/2010 8:22:00 AM
That's very funny Andrea Congrats
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Date: 3/21/2010 11:45:00 AM
Congratulations on your place Andrea. Agape, Moses
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Date: 3/20/2010 10:43:00 AM
very funny reality Limerick Andrea! Congrats to you! Robert
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Date: 3/20/2010 1:45:00 AM
Congratulations Andrea on placing this contest. Well-deserved win. (^_^) Noel.
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Date: 3/19/2010 7:28:00 PM
Congrats Andrea on your winning poem and placement in the Limerick contest.. a great fun poem and special win for u to so enjoy.. glad we are sharing the spotlight together my friend..luv.. Linda-Marie..
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Date: 3/19/2010 5:20:00 PM
Congratualtions on your great limerick win. Love, Joyce
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Date: 3/19/2010 12:27:00 PM
Congratulations Andrea on your fine win in Carolyn's wonderful contest >> James
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Date: 3/19/2010 10:31:00 AM
This is a really cute write, Andrea. Enjoyed it very much. Congrats on your success in my contest. Love, Carolyn
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Date: 3/16/2010 3:25:00 AM
Excellent Limerick that should be in the winner's circle..Good luck...Keep the creative pen flowing. Thanks for stopping by and commenting on my work..Sara
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Date: 3/15/2010 9:29:00 AM
Haaaaaaaaaa! This is so cute Andrea. Awesome and Good luck. Agape, Moses
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Date: 3/14/2010 3:23:00 PM
This was funny Andrea and quite what a Martian might be thinking if they saw us speaking on a cell phone. Haha. A real good one! Good luck in the contest. mahalo, Connie
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Date: 3/14/2010 3:34:00 AM
LOL You always gome up with good ones, Andrea. LOL LOL LOL! Oh, I was laughing so hard I almost forgot-- Thank you for your most welcomed recent comments on my “Whether in Your Neck of the Woods” blog. Smiles, Dane Ann
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Date: 3/13/2010 7:20:00 PM
Wonderful and funny...a sure winner...enjoyed...Marty
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Date: 3/13/2010 7:15:00 PM
thanks and congats to for you win
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Date: 3/13/2010 6:47:00 PM
Love them limerick, I love this one . I think I will try one for this contest. luv Irma...
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Date: 3/13/2010 11:44:00 AM
...and too much radiation has addled the brain no doubt. Great entry, Andrea. Good luck in the contest
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Date: 3/13/2010 4:48:00 AM
You really have these cracked , Andrea . PS , was this ET , phoning home ???
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Date: 3/12/2010 10:18:00 PM
Great one Andrea,very very cute and probably what an alien would say,,sometimes i wonder myself,,,,I wish you luck in the contest,,I hope to write one myself still thinking.....??? I have been busy writing for other sites,,I post on several,,,I also want to thank you for reading and commenting on my words,,,Blessings..Cecil
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Date: 3/12/2010 4:07:00 PM
McChuckle from the Scotsman, good luck in Carolyn's contest >> James
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