Amazon Prime
My shoulder bag is zippered;
The zipper up and broke.
I needed a replacement;
My inner genie spoke:
You're going on vacation.
You cannot have a bag
Without a working closure,
For that would be a drag.
Check Amazon and order.
You have a trial for Prime*
So you will have a new one
Before your leaving time.
I found a likely suspect;
It's cute but small as spit.
My wallet (like Costanza's**)
Won't let other items fit.
The obvious solution?
On Amazon today
I found a mini-wallet
Which will soon be on its way.
*guarantees 2-day delivery; I have a free trial.
**a character on "Seinfeld" with a ridiculously fat wallet
Copyright © Ilene Bauer | Year Posted 2018
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