Arthur Vaso Poet Light Verse

Am I Nuts

Am I Nuts?

Chestnuts don’t grow on chests
Walnuts don’t grow on walls
Peanuts don’t come from peas
Cashews come from the fruit on trees
Pecans don’t come from peacock feathers

Pistachios fall from Pinocchio’s nose
Hazelnuts relax in the hazy sun
Macadamias are MacDonald’s big Mac nuts
Almonds are singing nuts, called the Almond Brothers
Acorns come from the unicorns tusk

Nuts are nature’s ways of making sure
We all have a little fun
The biggest nut there ever was
Surely you can see
Is the Nutty Arthur Vaso

Whom wrote these verses three

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Keith Bickerstaffe November 29, 2015 at 2:07 PM Hehehehe!!! Great verse Arthur! I needed a good laugh this afternoon. All the best my friend, Keith 7 Arthur Vaso November 29, 2015 at 10:57 PM Thanks Keith, I hope you are in good health, and we have many more laughs in the future! Cheers!

Punnia Viswan Bhatia November 11, 2015 at 4:04 AM hahahahahahahaha......nice verse Arthur.. ~7~ Arthur Vaso November 11, 2015 at 2:17 PM Thank you very much!

Angie Thomas October 13, 2015 at 12:29 AM Hahahaha... this one made me smile... :) Arthur Vaso November 11, 2015 at 2:16 PM Why thank you! :)

Andrea Dietrich October 10, 2015 at 10:13 AM Returning to this nutty poem because I can't find other recent ones of yours I have not seen already! I really LIKES THIS a lot. let me do a random oldie and see if I have seen that one too. Arthur Vaso October 10, 2015 at 8:40 PM LOL The way this is going, people will think we are married, seen and heard it all before!!! :)

Robert Nehls October 10, 2015 at 6:17 AM Hi Arthur. So this is what happens when a nut rolls around on the page. Well, you have certainly given me reason to smile this morning. And now I must go and have my hazelnut coffee and a doughnut. Good one, my friend..... Robert. Arthur Vaso October 10, 2015 at 8:42 PM Thanks Robert!

Cecilia Macfarlane September 27, 2015 at 10:27 AM I'm thrilled that you are finally admitting and embracing your nutty side Arthur....life will now be twice as much fun ; ) Hugs Arthur Vaso October 3, 2015 at 10:05 PM Well as long as no one kicks me, and well you get the idea!!! hugs

Charmaine Chircop September 13, 2015 at 1:46 AM You drive me nuts...lol.. You oh you definitely are a nutty professor who entertains a crowd. Becareful..Im not allergic to nuts ..but addicted: ). Arthur Vaso October 3, 2015 at 10:06 PM Oh la la!

Dr. Upma A. Sharma September 8, 2015 at 2:00 AM Witty one Arthur! How you get these crazy ideas in your head just can't make out! But superb pen! Arthur Vaso September 9, 2015 at 10:57 AM Thanks , I guess i am just nuts!

Alexis Y. September 8, 2015 at 12:11 AM Arthur, not certain if you are nut. But you made me laugh out loud. And the family was certain that I was a nut:-) Alexis Arthur Vaso September 8, 2015 at 12:19 AM LOL well then, we are 2 nuts!!!! :)

Lindsay Laurie September 7, 2015 at 9:11 PM G'day Arthur... I really enjoyed this take on nuts in your poem. I wonder if nuts complain about being compared to humans with a left of centre personality - Lindsay Arthur Vaso September 8, 2015 at 12:19 AM LOL I hope not thank you!!!!

Tim Smith September 7, 2015 at 1:24 PM Can you make me some pecan pie please? Arthur Vaso September 7, 2015 at 6:53 PM You think I am nuts or what! lol pecan beer, maybe!

Demetrios Trifiatis September 7, 2015 at 10:17 AM If a Nut, knows he is a Nut, then dear Arthur, he cannot be a Nut, he just pulls our leg, making us thus feel like Nuts! Ha-ha! Arthur Vaso September 7, 2015 at 6:52 PM Ok Demetrios, when you said "pulling our leg" you had me worried there for a sec, thought you was gonna say "pulling..... " well you get the idea! LOL thanks, cheers

Jan Allison September 7, 2015 at 8:42 AM Only 40% of brazil nuts come from Brazil - must say I love nuts - especially ones called Arthur Vaso lol:-) hugs Jan xx 7 Jan Allison September 8, 2015 at 11:11 AM Oh they are all totally nuts there!:-) hugs jan xx Arthur Vaso September 7, 2015 at 6:50 PM LOL whats the % of nuts in France, any ideas?

Casarah Nance September 7, 2015 at 6:24 AM Yup you are a nut! :) Arthur Vaso September 7, 2015 at 6:48 PM Glad your not a squirrel!!!!!! :)

Kp Nunez September 7, 2015 at 3:36 AM ...the coconut is not a nut, if you eat too much you'll get very fat...a whatever line from one afflicted with vacillus cornitus to your nutty self, Mr. McNut! Thanks for more smiles sent to the isles! Arthur Vaso September 7, 2015 at 6:46 PM Well the coconut is a complete fraud, I opened one, and you know what? Not a drop of chocolate in it, nope no coco at all!!!! :)

Andrea Dietrich September 7, 2015 at 3:00 AM I LIKES this NUTTY kind of writing. It's nuttilicious! Glad you think I could "cell" my lame senryu you just saw!! I am getting to bed now. You have a great Labor Day!! Arthur Vaso September 7, 2015 at 6:45 PM LOL Thanks Andrea, hope you had a great day!