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Am I Nuts

Am I Nuts?

Chestnuts don’t grow on chests
Walnuts don’t grow on walls
Peanuts don’t come from peas
Cashews come from the fruit on trees
Pecans don’t come from peacock feathers

Pistachios fall from Pinocchio’s nose
Hazelnuts relax in the hazy sun
Macadamias are MacDonald’s big Mac nuts
Almonds are singing nuts, called the Almond Brothers
Acorns come from the unicorns tusk

Nuts are nature’s ways of making sure
We all have a little fun
The biggest nut there ever was
Surely you can see
Is the Nutty Arthur Vaso

Whom wrote these verses three

Copyright © Arthur Vaso | Year Posted 2015

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Keith Bickerstaffe Date: 11/29/2015 2:07:00 PM Hehehehe!!! Great verse Arthur! I needed a good laugh this afternoon. All the best my friend, Keith 7 Login to Reply Arthur Vaso Date: 11/29/2015 10:57:00 PM Thanks Keith, I hope you are in good health, and we have many more laughs in the future! Cheers!

Punnia Viswan Bhatia Date: 11/11/2015 4:04:00 AM hahahahahahahaha......nice verse Arthur.. ~7~ Login to Reply Arthur Vaso Date: 11/11/2015 2:17:00 PM Thank you very much!

Angie Thomas Date: 10/13/2015 12:29:00 AM Hahahaha... this one made me smile... :) Login to Reply Arthur Vaso Date: 11/11/2015 2:16:00 PM Why thank you! :)

Andrea Dietrich Date: 10/10/2015 10:13:00 AM Returning to this nutty poem because I can't find other recent ones of yours I have not seen already! I really LIKES THIS a lot. let me do a random oldie and see if I have seen that one too. Login to Reply Arthur Vaso Date: 10/10/2015 8:40:00 PM LOL The way this is going, people will think we are married, seen and heard it all before!!! :)

Robert Nehls Date: 10/10/2015 6:17:00 AM Hi Arthur. So this is what happens when a nut rolls around on the page. Well, you have certainly given me reason to smile this morning. And now I must go and have my hazelnut coffee and a doughnut. Good one, my friend..... Robert. Login to Reply Arthur Vaso Date: 10/10/2015 8:42:00 PM Thanks Robert!

Cecilia Macfarlane Date: 9/27/2015 10:27:00 AM I'm thrilled that you are finally admitting and embracing your nutty side Arthur....life will now be twice as much fun ; ) Hugs Login to Reply Arthur Vaso Date: 10/3/2015 10:05:00 PM Well as long as no one kicks me, and well you get the idea!!! hugs

Charmaine Chircop Date: 9/13/2015 1:46:00 AM You drive me nuts...lol.. You oh you definitely are a nutty professor who entertains a crowd. Becareful..Im not allergic to nuts ..but addicted: ). Login to Reply Arthur Vaso Date: 10/3/2015 10:06:00 PM Oh la la!

Richard Lamoureux Date: 9/12/2015 10:11:00 AM Yes you are "Nuts" but in the most delightful way. Login to Reply Arthur Vaso Date: 10/3/2015 10:05:00 PM Why thank you Doctor! :)

Dr. Upma A. Sharma Date: 9/8/2015 2:00:00 AM Witty one Arthur! How you get these crazy ideas in your head just can't make out! But superb pen! Login to Reply Arthur Vaso Date: 9/9/2015 10:57:00 AM Thanks , I guess i am just nuts!

Alexis Y. Date: 9/8/2015 12:11:00 AM Arthur, not certain if you are nut. But you made me laugh out loud. And the family was certain that I was a nut:-) Alexis Login to Reply Arthur Vaso Date: 9/8/2015 12:19:00 AM LOL well then, we are 2 nuts!!!! :)

Lindsay Laurie Date: 9/7/2015 9:11:00 PM G'day Arthur... I really enjoyed this take on nuts in your poem. I wonder if nuts complain about being compared to humans with a left of centre personality - Lindsay Login to Reply Arthur Vaso Date: 9/8/2015 12:19:00 AM LOL I hope not thank you!!!!

Tim Smith Date: 9/7/2015 1:24:00 PM Can you make me some pecan pie please? Login to Reply Arthur Vaso Date: 9/7/2015 6:53:00 PM You think I am nuts or what! lol pecan beer, maybe!

Demetrios Trifiatis Date: 9/7/2015 10:17:00 AM If a Nut, knows he is a Nut, then dear Arthur, he cannot be a Nut, he just pulls our leg, making us thus feel like Nuts! Ha-ha! Login to Reply Arthur Vaso Date: 9/7/2015 6:52:00 PM Ok Demetrios, when you said "pulling our leg" you had me worried there for a sec, thought you was gonna say "pulling..... " well you get the idea! LOL thanks, cheers

Jan Allison Date: 9/7/2015 8:42:00 AM Only 40% of brazil nuts come from Brazil - must say I love nuts - especially ones called Arthur Vaso lol:-) hugs Jan xx 7 Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 9/8/2015 11:11:00 AM Oh they are all totally nuts there!:-) hugs jan xx Arthur Vaso Date: 9/7/2015 6:50:00 PM LOL whats the % of nuts in France, any ideas?

Casarah Nance Date: 9/7/2015 6:24:00 AM Yup you are a nut! :) Login to Reply Arthur Vaso Date: 9/7/2015 6:48:00 PM Glad your not a squirrel!!!!!! :)

Kp Nunez Date: 9/7/2015 3:36:00 AM ...the coconut is not a nut, if you eat too much you'll get very fat...a whatever line from one afflicted with vacillus cornitus to your nutty self, Mr. McNut! Thanks for more smiles sent to the isles! Login to Reply Arthur Vaso Date: 9/7/2015 6:46:00 PM Well the coconut is a complete fraud, I opened one, and you know what? Not a drop of chocolate in it, nope no coco at all!!!! :)

Andrea Dietrich Date: 9/7/2015 3:00:00 AM I LIKES this NUTTY kind of writing. It's nuttilicious! Glad you think I could "cell" my lame senryu you just saw!! I am getting to bed now. You have a great Labor Day!! Login to Reply Arthur Vaso Date: 9/7/2015 6:45:00 PM LOL Thanks Andrea, hope you had a great day!