All In the Family Poop

I used to think grandpa was full of bull So I took things he said with a spoonful And knew he was kiddin’ When he won a ribbon For first place in the fart finger pull That of course made gram kind of jealous But her farting was overzealous Plus she shouted out That she pushed one out But the room stunk, so no need to tell us Well Aunty tried getting in the game But honestly her farts were quite lame She’d yell out a ‘shush’ While lifting her tush But we all silently felt her shame Lastly, uncle was proclaimed the winner When conducting his gas after dinner He’d hit the high notes Louder than ten goats Then ripped some like a tuba beginner