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When Mandy met Randy
Oh boy her legs went bandy

She began to walk like John Wayne …
Looked like she was in a lot of pain

But Mandy had a huge smile on her face
And her nights with Randy kept that smile in place

They have the most incredible sex life -
Randy has stopped sleeping with his wife

Randy’s wife her name is Brandy
Met Mandy’s hubby his name is Sandy

So Mandy and Randy and Brandy and Sandy
Have done a partner swap, oh isn’t that handy!

11~26~16

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Pashang Salehi Date: 11/30/2016 10:22:00 PM Jan your Mandy and Randy and Brandy and Sandy, made this poem like a nice cotton candy.... Login to Reply Pashang Salehi Date: 12/4/2016 12:25:00 PM LOL... Jan Allison Date: 12/1/2016 1:43:00 AM Thanks Pashang:-) hugs Jan xx

Mike Hauser Date: 11/27/2016 5:38:00 PM Lol! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 11/27/2016 5:42:00 PM The pic made me smile I found it after the poem was written and thought it was perfect:-) hugs jan xx

Wendy Rycroft Date: 11/27/2016 4:23:00 PM Very handy x and funny xxxx ha ha x Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 11/27/2016 4:26:00 PM Thanks Wendy:-) hugs jan xx

Richard Lamoureux Date: 11/27/2016 10:27:00 AM You are an original! That's quite the photo. Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 11/27/2016 11:00:00 AM It sure is lol:-) hugs jan xx

Lim'Rik Flats Date: 11/27/2016 8:35:00 AM A question my mind begs//Is this against the regs?//or the protocol?//for a red-carpet fall//is inevitable on those legs. Another corker from your incredible mind! huggerbows ~ john Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 11/27/2016 8:36:00 AM I have no idea about the photo except it made me LOL John I didn't realise who it was till Charma said - i'm not into celebs lol:-) hugs jan xx

Janis Medders Tobechi Date: 11/26/2016 8:42:00 PM Jan, this is hilarious. Great idea for a write. Blessings, Janis Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 11/27/2016 4:14:00 AM Thanks Janis glad I made you smile:-) hugs Jan xx

Kevin Leake Date: 11/26/2016 5:39:00 PM Hi Jan, I needed a laugh, I enjoyed it. Best Wishes Kevin Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 11/26/2016 5:45:00 PM Hi Kevin long time no see hope you are well:-) hugs Jan xx

Connie Marcum Wong Date: 11/26/2016 4:28:00 PM Jan I always enjoy the laughs I get from your poetry. Another good one! : ) 7 Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 11/26/2016 4:31:00 PM Thanks Connie:-) hugs Jan xx

Gary Smith Date: 11/26/2016 3:37:00 PM So funny Jan, and the picture is a hoot. :) Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 11/26/2016 3:38:00 PM Thanks Gary I wrote the poem and then found the pic and thought it was hilarious lol:-) hugs jan xx

CayCay Jennings Date: 11/26/2016 1:30:00 PM Laughing again and even harder. You did it, wrote something erotic. Said you would just a short time ago and here it is! I'm totally teasing you, and this is great humor, needed humor and I appreciate the giggles so much ... CayCay (did a search, but can't find xx men you wouldn't... - do you know which page of yours it is on? Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 11/26/2016 1:36:00 PM ha ha ha I do aim to surprise:-) hugs Jan xx

CayCay Jennings Date: 11/26/2016 1:27:00 PM I have to tell you that I haven't even read the poem because I'm too busy laughing at the picture. OK, I have gathered myself and I am ready to read. Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 11/26/2016 1:35:00 PM :-) I wrote the poem then found the pic I didn't realise it was Brangelina lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Tim Smith Date: 11/26/2016 1:16:00 PM oh boy...now what a quandary Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 11/26/2016 1:20:00 PM It's ok Tim they loved happily ever after:-) hugs Jan xx

Charmaine Chircop Date: 11/26/2016 1:12:00 PM Whahahahah : ) Love this...Hilarious...Kind of swinger affair...Haha...I do love Brangelina...Sadly not anymore..More likr Bra and Ngelina now ha ; )..Funny pic too. Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 11/26/2016 1:20:00 PM Oh is that who the pic is that makes it even more hilarious ha ha ha:-) hugs jan xx

Paul Schneiter Date: 11/26/2016 1:06:00 PM Ha, ha, ha--this poem is simply dandy. As I read it, I felt like I was eating candy What a treat! Thanks, Jan. hugs x x x Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 11/26/2016 1:19:00 PM Glad you enjoyed Paul it looks like I've got another dose of the sillies lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Darren White Date: 11/26/2016 12:42:00 PM LOL Jan :D That picture it pricless, and so is the poem. Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 11/26/2016 12:56:00 PM Wrote the poem found the pic thought it was hilarious lol:-) hugs Jan xx