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A Fun or Humorous Clerihew about a famous person Poetry Contest. Sponsored by: Tania Kitchin

~ Date Written:4/21/2026

Alexander Graham Bell


Alexander Graham Bell,
inventing the phone was really swell.
Never thought I would take him to bed,
if my husband finds out I am dead.

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Joseph May

May 13, 2026 at 12:13 PM

Congrats on your win Paula

Paula Goldsmith

May 15, 2026 at 8:59 PM

Thank Your for reading/writing on my fun "Alexander Graham Bell. Also Thanks for your, Congratulations. Glad you enjoyed my fun write. Give a smile away as you have a fun day writing away................

Valsa George

May 12, 2026 at 1:26 AM

This is so very humorous . Made me smile. Back to congratulate you on your win.

Paula Goldsmith

May 12, 2026 at 11:07 AM

Thank You for reading/writing on my fun "Alexander Graham Bell. Glad you found this to be, so very humorous. Always great to see you here. Thanks for coming back with your Congratulations/to read again. That makes me happy. It was a ton of fun to bring to life. Give a smile away as you have a fun day writing away................

Suzette Richards

May 11, 2026 at 9:12 PM

Back with congratulations, Paula :)

Paula Goldsmith

May 12, 2026 at 11:02 AM

Paula Goldsmith

May 11, 2026 at 10:08 AM

"3 Place" ~ "Alexander Graham Bell." ~ Date Written:4/21/2026 ~ Written By Human Poet.........

Tania Kitchin

May 10, 2026 at 4:25 PM

Paula, congratulations on your winning placement with your cute and fun poem. Love the last two lines.

Paula Goldsmith

May 11, 2026 at 10:07 AM

Thank Your for reading/writing on my fun "Alexander Graham Bell. Also Thanks for your, Congratulations. Glad you enjoyed my fun write, loving the last two lines. It was so much fun to bring to life for your wonderful contest. Thanks for having this/for my placement. Give a smile away as you have a fun day writing away................

Andrea Dietrich

May 10, 2026 at 2:22 PM

Ha! Taking his invention to bed. Great punch line. Congrats

Paula Goldsmith

May 11, 2026 at 10:03 AM

Thank Your for reading/writing on my fun "Alexander Graham Bell. Also Thanks for your, Congratulations. Glad you enjoyed my fun write with my fun punch line. It was so much fun to bring to life. Give a smile away as you have a fun day writing away................

Janice Canerdy

April 30, 2026 at 6:22 AM

GOOD one, Paula! Clever! Janice

Paula Goldsmith

April 30, 2026 at 4:04 PM

Thank You for reading/writing on my fun "Alexander Graham Bell. Glad you found this to be a, GOOD one/Clever. That makes me happy. It was a ton of fun to bring to life. Give a smile away as you have a fun day writing away................

Malabika Ray Choudhury

April 29, 2026 at 2:08 PM

Ha ha! A mischievous Clerihew! Great job, Paula.

Paula Goldsmith

April 30, 2026 at 4:02 PM

Thank You for reading/writing on my fun "Alexander Graham Bell. Glad you found this to be a, Great job. It was a ton of fun to bring to life. Give a smile away as you have a fun day writing away................

Victor Buhagiar

April 29, 2026 at 1:56 AM

Paula, that is just funny. Loved it.

Paula Goldsmith

April 29, 2026 at 9:40 AM

Thank You for reading/writing on my fun "Alexander Graham Bell. Glad you found this to be, just funny. Loved it. That makes me happy. It was a ton of fun to bring to life. Give a smile away as you have a fun day writing away................

Gershon Wolf

April 28, 2026 at 7:08 PM

Ha, ha, ha, ha. Tania should like this one, methinks.

Paula Goldsmith

April 29, 2026 at 9:39 AM

Thank Your for reading/writing on my fun "Alexander Graham Bell. Hope you are right... Glad you enjoyed my fun write. It was so much fun to bring to life. Give a smile away as you have a fun day writing away................

Dorothy Gibbons

April 28, 2026 at 3:06 AM

I loved this Paula well written adding humour to make us giggle hugs happy writing week

Paula Goldsmith

April 28, 2026 at 12:59 PM

Thank You for reading/writing on my fun "Alexander Graham Bell. Glad you love my fun humor. I love to give out giggles/laughs. They are free so give them away. It was a ton of fun to bring to life. Give a smile away as you have a fun day writing away................

Kim Rodrigues

April 27, 2026 at 1:21 PM

This is hilarious, Paula!

Paula Goldsmith

April 28, 2026 at 12:57 PM

Thank You for reading/writing on my fun "Alexander Graham Bell. Glad you found this to be, hilarious. It was a ton of fun to bring to life. Give a smile away as you have a fun day writing away................

Joseph May

April 26, 2026 at 5:13 PM

Loved the humor in your Clerihew. Very nicely done

Paula Goldsmith

April 28, 2026 at 12:56 PM

Thank You for reading/writing on my fun "Alexander Graham Bell. Glad you found this to be, Very nicely done. Also glad you loved my humor. It was so much fun to bring to life. Give a smile away as you have a fun day writing away................

Andrea Dietrich

April 25, 2026 at 10:20 PM

Very very nicely done. With double entendre so cool!

Paula Goldsmith

April 28, 2026 at 12:54 PM

Thank You for reading/writing on my fun "Alexander Graham Bell. Glad you found this to be, Very very nicely done. It was so much fun to bring to life. Give a smile away as you have a fun day writing away................

Christopher Delegans

April 25, 2026 at 3:07 PM

I love the humor and the behavior you describe is like a sign of the times. Nicely done, Paula.

Paula Goldsmith

April 28, 2026 at 12:53 PM

Thank You for reading/writing on my fun "Alexander Graham Bell. Glad you found this to be, Nicely done. Also glad you love my humor. Yes, a sign of the times. It was so much fun to bring to life. Give a smile away as you have a fun day writing away................

Valsa George

April 24, 2026 at 9:33 AM

Your sense of humor, l greatly appreciate. I use the phone more when l rest on a bed. A great Clerihew. All the best dear Paula.

Paula Goldsmith

April 24, 2026 at 1:31 PM

Thank You for reading/writing on my fun "Alexander Graham Bell. Also Thanks for your, All the best. Glad you found this to be, A great Clerihew. Also glad you greatly appreciated this one. It was a ton of fun to bring to life. No phones in our bed... Give a smile away as you have a fun day writing away................

sara Etgen-Baker

April 23, 2026 at 4:53 PM

HA!!! well done.

Paula Goldsmith

April 24, 2026 at 1:27 PM

Thank You for reading/writing on my fun "Alexander Graham Bell. Glad you found this to be, well done. It was so much fun to bring to life. Give a smile away as you have a fun day writing away................

Linda Alice Fowler

April 23, 2026 at 2:05 PM

LOL Paula. A cute entry! GL in the contest. :)

Paula Goldsmith

April 24, 2026 at 1:26 PM

Thank You for reading/writing on my fun "Alexander Graham Bell. Also Thanks for your, GL in the contest. Glad you found this to be, A cute entry. It was so much fun to bring to life. Give a smile away as you have a fun day writing away................

Anne-Lise Andresen

April 23, 2026 at 7:01 AM

- Many people share the bed with this guy :))) - So fun to read, Paula :) - Best wishes in the contest :) - (thanks for the S-mail) - hugs

Paula Goldsmith

April 23, 2026 at 9:29 AM

Thank You for reading/writing on my fun "Alexander Graham Bell. Also Thanks for your, Best wishes in the contest. Glad you found this to be, So fun to read. It was so much fun to bring to life. No phones in our bed... Give a smile away as you have a fun day writing away................

David Crandall

April 22, 2026 at 7:16 PM

hahahaha - funny one!

Paula Goldsmith

April 23, 2026 at 9:27 AM

Thank You for reading/writing on my fun "Alexander Graham Bell. Glad you found this to be a, funny one. No phones in our bed... Give a smile away as you have a fun day writing away................

Sara Kendrick

April 22, 2026 at 4:29 PM

Cute one. Reads like a good contender to me for a contest. Way to go. Sara K

Paula Goldsmith

April 23, 2026 at 9:26 AM

Thank You for reading/writing on my fun "Alexander Graham Bell. Glad you found this to be a, Cute one. It was so much fun to bring to life. Give a smile away as you have a fun day writing away................

Angela Terry

April 22, 2026 at 1:18 PM

Aaaww, I'm sure that your husband will understand! Clever work with this clerihew.

Paula Goldsmith

April 22, 2026 at 1:44 PM

Thank You for reading/writing on my fun "Alexander Graham Bell. Glad you found this to be, Clever work with this clerihew. It was so much fun to bring to life. No phones in our bed... Give a smile away as you have a fun day writing away................

Jay Narain

April 22, 2026 at 12:13 PM

Lol! \

Paula Goldsmith

April 22, 2026 at 1:42 PM

Thank You for reading/writing on my fun "Alexander Graham Bell. Also Thanks for your, Lol. It was so much fun to bring to life. Give a smile away as you have a fun day writing away................

Heidi Sands

April 22, 2026 at 9:57 AM

Great one Paula. Thanks for the laugh..lol :)

Paula Goldsmith

April 22, 2026 at 11:19 AM

Thank You for reading/writing on my fun "Alexander Graham Bell. Glad this one made you laugh. That makes me happy. Also glad you found this to be a, Great one. It was so much fun to bring to life. Hugs... Give a smile away as you have a fun day writing away................

Judy Ball

April 22, 2026 at 9:19 AM

Too cute this brought a smile to my face. Nice going and good luck in the contest. God Bless, JB

Paula Goldsmith

April 22, 2026 at 11:13 AM

Thank You for reading/writing on my fun "Alexander Graham Bell. Also Thanks for your, good luck in the contest. Glad you found this to be, Too cute. So glad it brought a smile to your face. That makes me happy. It was so much fun to bring to life. Give a smile away as you have a fun day writing away................

A Fun or Humorous Clerihew about a famous person Poetry Contest. Sponsored by: Tania Kitchin

~ Date Written:4/21/2026

Alexander Graham Bell

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