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Albert Einstein, 1879 - 1955

Altho' it's not E=mc squared, Albert was heard to theorise when he declared, "Carrots are relatively good for the eyes, it's a fact they'll make you see well and look good too, I'm blinding you with science, not a hoodoo or voodoo act." He then asserted, with a wicked grin, "It only hurts when you put them in."

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Date: 5/19/2025 12:58:00 PM
LOL! Wickedly funny ;)
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