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Ain'T That the Way Fat Goes

With swimming suit season so near,

Ruthie wanted to lose her huge rear.

But she lost what was best -

luscious curves from her chest.

Then she needed a tiny brassiere!

Copyright © Andrea Dietrich | Year Posted 2010

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Robin Davis Date: 11/11/2013 4:50:00 PM Andrea This is creative and humorous. Makes the reader smile and chuckle. Nice job Thanks for the sweet comment on my Pieces poem. Login to Reply

Jon A Cavanaugh Date: 9/22/2013 8:04:00 AM I am having so much fun reading your witty limericks. Login to Reply

Sean Kelly Date: 6/11/2010 11:51:00 PM So everything went back to its " Ruths " . Clever / witty piece , as ever , Andrea . ( Post) Login to Reply

Kim Hilliker Date: 5/29/2010 9:27:00 AM lol. lol. lol. Very clever andoften true. :-) Login to Reply

Kabuteng P.Ink K. Date: 5/25/2010 8:34:00 PM enjoyed reading this Andrea :) this contest sure got some pretty good entries, good luck to Carolyn in judging this! :) Login to Reply

Cecil Hickman Date: 5/23/2010 6:27:00 PM a very well thought out limerick for the contest,,wishing you the best,,and Thank you for visiting my wrods and for leaving a part of you behind,,,Blessings..Cecil Login to Reply

Caryl Muzzey Date: 5/23/2010 2:06:00 PM A good one! I enjoyed the read. Good luck in the contest. Caryl Login to Reply

James Fraser Date: 5/23/2010 1:46:00 PM Boo! don't diet babe, haha - koolio Limerick Andrea. Carolyn is going to get many chuckles when reading through the entries > good luck once again >> James Login to Reply

Amy Green Date: 5/23/2010 9:55:00 AM Hate it when that happens! LOL- Loved it, GL in the contest. Login to Reply

Daver Austin Date: 5/23/2010 7:38:00 AM This fits me fine, except the fat went off my butt and landed on my gut. This is the reason I can't spend too much time at the computer - those jutting bones. "Dem bones, dem, bones, dem butt bones. Now hear da word ob da Lawd." Are you too young to remember this song? Love, Dave Login to Reply

Larry Belt Date: 5/23/2010 12:27:00 AM Good Limerick Andrea....Good Luck in the contest......Larry Login to Reply

Buffy Fooksss Aka Lynette C. Date: 5/22/2010 8:43:00 PM HA HA.I WISH "I" WAS FLAT.NOT REALLY. bUfFy Login to Reply

Margaret Foster Date: 5/22/2010 8:01:00 PM Poor Ruthie, isn't that the way it goes :) :) nice one Andrea. ...Margaret Login to Reply

Lynette Chachere Date: 5/22/2010 7:49:00 PM thats too bad, geez she must be mad. but that doesn't make her any less of a woman!(: very funny limerick. -Always&Forever Lynette Login to Reply

Constance La France Date: 5/22/2010 6:16:00 PM vcry cute... funny.. best of luck Login to Reply

Francine Roberts Date: 5/22/2010 5:15:00 PM ya ain't it always the first place to go, very cute , good luck in the contest Login to Reply

Poet Destroyer A Date: 5/22/2010 4:58:00 PM good luck, Andrea, you are really something poor Ruthie, good thing it was not your in there or i'd really start to lol,..lol. ,this rocks. maybe i will try one,..p.d. Login to Reply