Advice For the Budding 'Make-Out Artist'

Open your eyes when you kiss else you may just miss your target, those ruby lips and go thud on her behemoth hips When you start your 'heavy petting' make sure you know what you're getting into, since what may appear as lovely mounds are oft revealed as padded pounds Don't forget now, nice and slow if you hurry, you'll be asked to go and never get invited back again ~ unless you'd just 'like to be friends'