Adventures In Yoga

What sort of abstract performance art Have I suddenly become a part? It was not my intent to be bent Beyond the limits of my body's content. I'm not accustomed to being nose to nose With my toes, my knees, or elbows And I fear that everyone knows No matter how hard I try I cannot touch my ear to my thigh! Just relax and breath deep. That's right; let it go And act like I love it so people won't know The agony to which I've resigned In order to get my chakras aligned.