Adult Content - Your Tuesday Laugh

Tom Price phones up John Ely. "I hear you sell some of the best horses in the county I'm sending out my best guy if he likes the goods we're buying one of your horses. My guy is a midget with a speech impediment just to give you the heads up" he concluded and hung up the phone. The stud groom waited until the midget knocked on the door. "Hello, I've come to check out your hortheth", said the midget. "Sure, do you want a male horse or a female horse ?" asked the stud groom. "A female horth, pleath" said the midget, so off they went to look at the horses. One lovely well bred filly caught the midgets eye. "Can I check her ears pleath ?" said the midget - so the stud groom lifted up the midget to check the horses ears, then put him back down. "Nith ears.......... now can I look at her eyth, pleath ?" - once again the stud groom lifted up the midget to check the horses eyes, then put im down again. "Nith eyth ............ now I'd like to thee her **** pleath" The stud groom was shocked and a bit offended, so he lifted up the midget and shoved him head first into the rear area of the horse and put him back down again. The midget coughed and spluttered, and then said.................... "Perhapth I should rephwase that...... can I see her wun awound a widdle bit ?" 16~12~2014