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A Young Man's Game

Slipping on tinkles ain't easy my boy
When zippers get stuck it can be a pain
The thing that I hold once gave me such joy
Now it's just leaky and leaves a round stain

Golden years my **** that's a silly name
 Now it's really dangerous to go to bed
 I tell you that stuff is a young man's game
She laughs quite loudly "you can't raise the dead!"

A little fast rubbing might do the trick
Perhaps if she tries, it will be worth while
I'm not opposed to a lollipop lick
Three small inches might grow into a mile

Everything worked but then my back went out
What she thought was joy was a painful shout

Disclaimer: No old people were hurt in the writing of this piece. It is also not meant to offend any "Sexy Senior Citizens". Keep limber my friends!!!

Copyright © Richard Lamoureux | Year Posted 2016

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Panagiota Romios Date: 7/7/2019 10:21:00 PM Hi..never saw this gem before. It's sparklingly a delight and not offensive at all. Panagiota Login to Reply Richard Lamoureux Date: 7/8/2019 7:02:00 AM Thanks Panagiota. I forgot I wrote this one.

Eileen Manassian Date: 10/29/2017 10:41:00 AM oh dear....wanted to reconnect with you. I see you haven't written a new one yet...I chose this one! A good funny write, Richard... Login to Reply Richard Lamoureux Date: 10/29/2017 10:50:00 AM Ha ha, this is really bad. I can't believe I wrote it. Thanks for commenting Eileen.

Paloma P Date: 10/8/2016 9:55:00 AM OMG I'm laughing so hard I can't see! You naughty, naughty boy. 'raise the dead', that's a problem write there... ;) Login to Reply Richard Lamoureux Date: 10/8/2016 11:23:00 AM I'm glad to add a bit of levity to your day. Thanks for coming back to read and comment on more of my pieces.

Kyle Kriticos Date: 10/3/2016 3:28:00 PM That was funny i had a good laugh. You are a hero for writing this ahahaha xd Login to Reply Richard Lamoureux Date: 10/8/2016 11:22:00 AM Thanks Kyle. I use to work with a Johnny Kriticos in Vancouver.

Sara Kendrick Date: 9/23/2016 3:09:00 PM You were right on the cutting edge of the rules but you pulled it off..I enjoyed reading your creative work..Thanks for participating in my contest..Congrats on your win..Sara Login to Reply Richard Lamoureux Date: 9/24/2016 10:06:00 AM Thanks Sara, I admit I wrote it without properly following the rules. I hope I at least made you laugh. Richard Lamoureux Date: 9/23/2016 8:46:00 PM Thanks Sara, I admit I wrote it without properly following the rules. I hope I at least made you laugh.

Carrie Richards Date: 9/17/2016 5:59:00 PM You have me in stiches!!! ...... Golden years, my arse !!! You took a little wee....and it grew a mile !! (and a smile)! Login to Reply Richard Lamoureux Date: 9/20/2016 8:56:00 AM Thanks Carrie!

Miraj Raha Date: 9/17/2016 9:35:00 AM Falling Of The Chair Laughing My Arse Off. Login to Reply Richard Lamoureux Date: 9/20/2016 8:57:00 AM Thanks Miraj.

Jan Allison Date: 9/16/2016 7:49:00 AM ha ha ha LOVE it - absolutely hilarious ... having read some of Mama Bear's poem I see where you get the sense of humour from:-) hugs Jan xx a massive 7! Login to Reply Richard Lamoureux Date: 9/17/2016 8:23:00 AM I thought you would appreciate this one Jan.

Mama Bear Date: 9/15/2016 7:27:00 PM Not all old dudes are incapable The lucky ones still know what it is all about. Too bad for the others though. Thank God a woman does not have all the problems men have. This is an 8 for me Going over the scale cause it was fun Love Mom Login to Reply Richard Lamoureux Date: 9/15/2016 9:38:00 PM Thanks mom, I love you too!;0)

Nette Onclaud Date: 9/15/2016 5:58:00 PM you had me laughing all the way, rich,, your freudian slip was somehow leaking!... greeat!..huggs Login to Reply Richard Lamoureux Date: 9/15/2016 9:39:00 PM Glad I could add some laughter to your day.

Eileen Manassian Date: 9/15/2016 2:44:00 PM Oh Richard....oh dear, oh dear....That third stanza....oh my. Good one, dear. Soupmail Login to Reply Richard Lamoureux Date: 9/15/2016 4:40:00 PM Hi Eileen, thanks for spotting my error. Hugs Rick.

Carolyn Devonshire Date: 9/15/2016 1:42:00 PM Oh, this is sooo funny, Richard. Lots of great laughs in every verse. My favorites were "you can't raise the dead" and the mistaken intent of the "painful shout" at the end. Love this and I'm sure Sara will too. I'm so glad I saw your handsome face and note on a member's poem, so I came here to check out what you've been up to. (My neighbor's name is Lamoreaux, similar to yours.) High seven! Login to Reply Richard Lamoureux Date: 9/15/2016 9:40:00 PM Somewhere back in time we're probably related. You are sweet Carolyn, thanks for the visit.

Maurice Yvonne Date: 9/15/2016 12:07:00 PM Hahahaha! Incredibly funny. Login to Reply Richard Lamoureux Date: 9/15/2016 9:41:00 PM I was channeling Jan! I'm pleased you enjoyed it.

Tim Smith Date: 9/15/2016 9:27:00 AM Lol...very funny...hope father time skips my door Login to Reply Richard Lamoureux Date: 9/15/2016 9:42:00 PM Keep active and everything should keep working! Thanks for the visit Tim.

Daniel Turner Date: 9/15/2016 8:46:00 AM I love the humor Richard. I had to read it twice because I couldn't believe what I just read the first time. Very funny! Login to Reply Richard Lamoureux Date: 9/15/2016 9:43:00 PM Thanks Daniel, I can't believe I wrote it *lol*.

Probir Gupta Date: 9/15/2016 5:27:00 AM Ha ha ... Lovely ...the rhythmicity is nice ... Login to Reply Richard Lamoureux Date: 9/15/2016 9:43:00 PM Thanks Probir.