Duke Beaufort Poet Limerick

A Weird Cooking Misadventure

Felines have a versatile paw
That unfolds a razor like claw
An apron has strings
That cats see as playthings
While scratching chef's butt 'til it's raw


Author's Note: This story was related to me by an attractive and shapely associate who claims she sometimes works in her kitchen dressed only in her bra and an apron.

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Debbie Duncan June 10, 2013 at 4:39 PM This is cute, reminds me of my orange cat, which is really my daughters cat. Thank you for saying such nice words on my poetry, I wasn't sure I even liked it when I wrote it ;}, I wrote one called " To Be Like You" ,,,,,, tell me what you think ;} have an awesome day!

Andrea Dietrich May 19, 2013 at 11:41 PM oh, I sure liked the added footnote here!! and I love to see a limerick on felines!! by the way, your comment on melancholy memory was appreciated. yes, I think it all affects our thinking. I can never be entirely optimistic because of my childhood days in rainy washington and what came with it.

Barbara Gorelick May 19, 2013 at 3:01 PM Hmmm...Ive just lost my appetite. BG