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A Visit To the Gynecologist - Bawdy Limerick Warning

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My gyne doctor’s understandin’ The locum I saw was outstandin’ Although he’s retired His skills are required He’s happy he still keeps his hand in! 05/20/20

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John Watt

Date: 5/26/2020 6:08:00 PM

When I see "Bawdy Limerick Warning" on your site, that is code for "Stop whatever you're doing and check out Jan's hilarious limerick"! This did not disappoint, my friend. I guess this is where I add that every year when I ask the doc for my prostate exam, he gives me the finger! Thanks for the chuckle ~ John

Jan Allison
Date: 5/27/2020 3:05:00 PM

lol John, I do write the odd bawdy poem so thought I would do the warning first with this one, yeah we know all about the proctologists finger - we never shake hands with these medics lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Mark Koplin

Date: 5/23/2020 6:57:00 AM

talk to the hand. LoL ...

Jan Allison
Date: 5/23/2020 4:58:00 PM

omg lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Maurice Rigoler

Date: 5/21/2020 8:31:00 PM

Happy I'm not a female, Jan! It's bad enough my proctologist goes anal with me! Thanks for stopping by. Stay safe. / M

Jack Horne

Date: 5/21/2020 2:17:00 PM

LOL, had a laugh at this. I hope is well with you all, my friend.

Jan Allison
Date: 5/23/2020 2:34:00 PM

I couldn't resist this one Jack and I got the all clear which is even better:-) hugs Jan xx

Connie Marcum Wong

Date: 5/21/2020 1:21:00 PM

No one can match your wit at writing limericks Jan. I loved this! xxoo

Jan Allison
Date: 5/23/2020 2:34:00 PM

Thanks Connie I try and find humour in most thing - my friend Chris wasn't at all surprised I wrote this after my hospital visit lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Lindsay Laurie

Date: 5/20/2020 10:47:00 PM

G'day Jan … I wonder what the gynies talk about over a beer when they get together at the end of the day - thanks for the giggle Jan - Lindsay

Jan Allison
Date: 5/21/2020 7:55:00 AM

I dread to think Lindsay lol:-)hugs jan xx

Gershon Wolf

Date: 5/20/2020 8:55:00 PM

Does he let his fingers do the walking?! lol. (Old telephone book advertisement jingle in the USA). Funny!!!!! :) gw

Jan Allison
Date: 5/21/2020 7:55:00 AM

lol GW very witty comment:-) hugs jan xx

Ilene Bauer

Date: 5/20/2020 3:01:00 PM

ha! very funny, jan! you've nailed this one...

Jan Allison
Date: 5/20/2020 3:04:00 PM

Thanks Ilene i started the poem after I saw the gyne specialist last week but have changed it so much from my original and now have finally got it finished to my satisfaction:-) hugs Jan xx

Michael Tor

Date: 5/20/2020 2:09:00 PM

lol Jan I needed this today. Thanks for making me smile...

Jan Allison
Date: 5/20/2020 3:01:00 PM

Thanks Michael if my silly poems can raise a smile that is the best thing for me:-) hugs Jan xx

Anne-Lise Andresen

Date: 5/20/2020 2:02:00 PM

:))) + :)))

Jan Allison
Date: 5/20/2020 2:58:00 PM

:-);-) thanks Anne Lise:-) hugs Jan xx

Tania Kitchin

Date: 5/20/2020 1:50:00 PM

Ha ha Jan, hilarious, you always make me laugh! hugs

Jan Allison
Date: 5/20/2020 2:57:00 PM

so glad I made you smile Tania!!:-) hugs Jan xx

Rico Leffanta

Date: 5/20/2020 1:28:00 PM

Clever girl! Well done, indeed! Aloha! Rico

Rico Leffanta
Date: 5/21/2020 1:27:00 PM

I assumed it was Dr. Linda Hand, but was he Pye-eyed? Aloha! Rico

Jan Allison
Date: 5/20/2020 1:39:00 PM

Thanks Rico:-) I actually saw my gynecologist who is called Mr Pye but the mind went into overdrive to write a poem on the subject:-) hugs Jan xx

J.W. Earnings

Date: 5/20/2020 11:23:00 AM

This one is hilarious! Thanks for sharing this epic poem!

Jan Allison
Date: 5/20/2020 1:38:00 PM

Thanks David, my humour isn't appreciated by some on the site but if I can make others smile my job has been worthwhile:-) hugs Jan xx

Caren Krutsinger

Date: 5/20/2020 10:11:00 AM

Oh my goodness. Have to love this one! Chuckle. Chuckle.

Jan Allison
Date: 5/20/2020 1:38:00 PM

glad it made you giggle Caren:-) hugs Jan xx

Joe Dimino

Date: 5/20/2020 9:43:00 AM

The old adage, find something you enjoy doing, and never work another day in your life. Very uplifting:)

Jan Allison
Date: 5/20/2020 1:37:00 PM

thanks Joe:-) hugs Jan xx

Tom Cunningham

Date: 5/20/2020 8:59:00 AM

Lie back and think of England lol. Just another day at the office for them. Tom

Jan Allison
Date: 5/20/2020 9:24:00 AM

lol Tom, The week before I saw the breast specialist to check out a lump - it was the same guy who operated on me a couple of years ago.. no wonder he is always smiling must be a dream job feeling boobies lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Maureen McGreavy The Insolent Rib

Date: 5/20/2020 8:40:00 AM

LOL!!!!! I'm howling over here! LOVE IT!!!! You da best Jan. big hugs! xomo

Jan Allison
Date: 5/20/2020 8:49:00 AM

I saw my own Gyne doc just over a week ago - got the all clear:-) wrote the basis of this silly poem but struggled to get it right but I'm now happy to post it - bawdy yes but what a giggle:-) hugs Jan xx