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A VISIT TO THE GYNECOLOGIST - BAWDY LIMERICK WARNING

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My gyne doctor’s understandin’ The locum I saw was outstandin’ Although he’s retired His skills are required He’s happy he still keeps his hand in! 05/20/20

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Date: 5/26/2020 6:08:00 PM
When I see "Bawdy Limerick Warning" on your site, that is code for "Stop whatever you're doing and check out Jan's hilarious limerick"! This did not disappoint, my friend. I guess this is where I add that every year when I ask the doc for my prostate exam, he gives me the finger! Thanks for the chuckle ~ John
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Date: 5/23/2020 6:57:00 AM
talk to the hand. LoL ...
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 5/23/2020 4:58:00 PM
omg lol:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 5/21/2020 8:31:00 PM
Happy I'm not a female, Jan! It's bad enough my proctologist goes anal with me! Thanks for stopping by. Stay safe. / M
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Date: 5/23/2020 4:58:00 PM
ha ha ha love that comment Maurice, I try and find humour in most things in life !:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 5/21/2020 2:17:00 PM
LOL, had a laugh at this. I hope is well with you all, my friend.
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Date: 5/23/2020 2:34:00 PM
I couldn't resist this one Jack and I got the all clear which is even better:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 5/21/2020 1:21:00 PM
No one can match your wit at writing limericks Jan. I loved this! xxoo
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Date: 5/23/2020 2:34:00 PM
Thanks Connie I try and find humour in most thing - my friend Chris wasn't at all surprised I wrote this after my hospital visit lol:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 5/20/2020 10:47:00 PM
G'day Jan … I wonder what the gynies talk about over a beer when they get together at the end of the day - thanks for the giggle Jan - Lindsay
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Date: 5/21/2020 7:55:00 AM
I dread to think Lindsay lol:-)hugs jan xx
Date: 5/20/2020 8:55:00 PM
Does he let his fingers do the walking?! lol. (Old telephone book advertisement jingle in the USA). Funny!!!!! :) gw
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Date: 5/21/2020 7:55:00 AM
lol GW very witty comment:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 5/20/2020 3:01:00 PM
ha! very funny, jan! you've nailed this one...
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Date: 5/20/2020 3:04:00 PM
Thanks Ilene i started the poem after I saw the gyne specialist last week but have changed it so much from my original and now have finally got it finished to my satisfaction:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 5/20/2020 2:09:00 PM
lol Jan I needed this today. Thanks for making me smile...
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Date: 5/20/2020 3:01:00 PM
Thanks Michael if my silly poems can raise a smile that is the best thing for me:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 5/20/2020 2:02:00 PM
:))) + :)))
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Date: 5/20/2020 2:58:00 PM
:-);-) thanks Anne Lise:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 5/20/2020 1:50:00 PM
Ha ha Jan, hilarious, you always make me laugh! hugs
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Date: 5/20/2020 2:57:00 PM
so glad I made you smile Tania!!:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 5/20/2020 1:28:00 PM
Clever girl! Well done, indeed! Aloha! Rico
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Rico Leffanta
Date: 5/21/2020 1:27:00 PM
I assumed it was Dr. Linda Hand, but was he Pye-eyed? Aloha! Rico
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Date: 5/20/2020 1:39:00 PM
Thanks Rico:-) I actually saw my gynecologist who is called Mr Pye but the mind went into overdrive to write a poem on the subject:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 5/20/2020 11:23:00 AM
This one is hilarious! Thanks for sharing this epic poem!
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Date: 5/20/2020 1:38:00 PM
Thanks David, my humour isn't appreciated by some on the site but if I can make others smile my job has been worthwhile:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 5/20/2020 10:11:00 AM
Oh my goodness. Have to love this one! Chuckle. Chuckle.
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Date: 5/20/2020 1:38:00 PM
glad it made you giggle Caren:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 5/20/2020 9:43:00 AM
The old adage, find something you enjoy doing, and never work another day in your life. Very uplifting:)
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Date: 5/20/2020 1:37:00 PM
thanks Joe:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 5/20/2020 8:59:00 AM
Lie back and think of England lol. Just another day at the office for them. Tom
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Date: 5/20/2020 9:24:00 AM
lol Tom, The week before I saw the breast specialist to check out a lump - it was the same guy who operated on me a couple of years ago.. no wonder he is always smiling must be a dream job feeling boobies lol:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 5/20/2020 8:40:00 AM
LOL!!!!! I'm howling over here! LOVE IT!!!! You da best Jan. big hugs! xomo
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Date: 5/20/2020 8:49:00 AM
I saw my own Gyne doc just over a week ago - got the all clear:-) wrote the basis of this silly poem but struggled to get it right but I'm now happy to post it - bawdy yes but what a giggle:-) hugs Jan xx