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Their reserved table was already in use and their solid chair backs were so loose This refined gentleman diner felt quite rough as his tenderloin steak was extremely tough His wife’s jumbo shrimp portion’s so small maybe the huge serving plate’s their downfall Her hot chocolate fudge sundae was served cold and though fresh, there were flecks of green mold She’s complimentary about the poor food although the charming waitress is terribly rude The couple said they’d never come back again then immediately booked for a party of ten! Nonsense Rhyme Poetry Contest Sponsored by Charles Messina 09/09/21

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Subimal Sinha-Roy

Date: 10/30/2021 12:34:00 AM

Congratulations, Jan for your great win with a very nonsensical poem.

Emilia James

Date: 10/28/2021 10:50:00 AM

Back with congratulations on your win Jan. A visit from Gordon Ramsay might sort this cafe out lol. Emilia : )

Ann Peck

Date: 10/27/2021 10:32:00 AM

Good one, Jan! I bet it was fun to write! Congratulations on your win!

Eve Roper

Date: 10/26/2021 9:12:00 PM

Hahaha... Love it, Jan, congratulations on your 2nd place win... Hugs Eve

Paula Goldsmith

Date: 10/26/2021 10:10:00 AM

Congratulations on your win. A fun/Cute~~story/write. Thanks for the laugh. I have been there and I did never go back. Have a blessed autumn day.................

Mike Gentile

Date: 10/26/2021 9:49:00 AM

Congrats Jan, I knew this one was a winner!!

Christuraj Alex

Date: 10/26/2021 9:25:00 AM

The nonsense is beautifully brought out through the contradiction cafe. "reserved table was already in use", "solid chair backs were so loose", "charming waitress is terribly rude". Very humorous too. Congratulations!

Beryl Edmonds

Date: 10/26/2021 7:13:00 AM

The nonsensical poem is simply fantastic Jan, congratulations on your well earned win with it… Belle :-) xx

Tom Cunningham

Date: 10/26/2021 6:21:00 AM

Back with congratulations Jan, funny thing I found nonsense quite easy, is that telling me something lol. Tom

Charles Messina

Date: 10/26/2021 5:29:00 AM

Very clever, Jan. As I have read in the comments below...those last 2 lines are killer. Love this! Congratulations on your 2nd place win. Hugs//Charlie xx

M. L. Kiser

Date: 9/11/2021 4:35:00 PM

This sounds like an episode of "Kitchen Nightmares"; I don't think I'd go back either; enjoyed.

Emilia James

Date: 9/11/2021 4:07:00 PM

Love this Jan it is so clever and fun to read. Really enjoyed your nonsense lol. Good luck in the contest. Emilia xx

Scott Thirtyseven

Date: 9/10/2021 11:31:00 PM

Enjoyed the read very much. Thanks for the smile.

Gershon Wolf

Date: 9/10/2021 3:02:00 PM

Call me a Contradiction if you like -- but don't call me late for dinner as they say! G.L. in the contest, Jan. :) gw

Jan Allison
Date: 9/10/2021 3:40:00 PM

Thanks GW:-) hugs Jan xx

Anne-Lise Andresen

Date: 9/10/2021 1:28:00 PM

- Sounds like the downfall of a bad cafe ... best wishes in the contest, Jan :) - Have a wonderful weekend :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)

Jan Allison
Date: 9/10/2021 3:39:00 PM

Thanks Anne-Lise:-) hugs Jan xx

Brian Strand

Date: 9/10/2021 12:42:00 AM

Yes eating out(inc pic) was once like that Jan.nice rhymes

Jan Allison
Date: 9/10/2021 3:39:00 PM

Thanks Brian:-) hugs Jan xx

Harry Horsman

Date: 9/9/2021 10:27:00 PM

Wow, that's the human race for you. This is exceptionally clever. Jan, yes and the truth is stranger than fiction.

Jan Allison
Date: 9/10/2021 3:38:00 PM

Thanks for your support Harry I do appreciate you taking time to comment xx:-) hugs Jan xx

Delice Arleen Skelly

Date: 9/9/2021 9:36:00 PM

It's surprisingly difficult to write a nonsense poem. Struggling with mine. Well done Jan...Delice

Jan Allison
Date: 9/10/2021 3:38:00 PM

I write a lot of nonsense most days lol:-):-) hugs Jan xx

W.A. Cholt

Date: 9/9/2021 3:51:00 PM

A nice witty poem. The funny thing is that people do this in real life. The last two lines are very humorous indeed. Best wishes for the contest.

Jan Allison
Date: 9/10/2021 3:37:00 PM

the final 2 lines are my fave, oh the irony lol:-) hugs jan xx

Mike Gentile

Date: 9/9/2021 1:05:00 PM

I feel like I've been there and had that waitress Jan! Great entry full of nonsense and contradiction!!! Happy Thursday

Jan Allison
Date: 9/10/2021 3:37:00 PM

Thanks Mike xx:-) hugs Jan xx

Chris Green

Date: 9/9/2021 12:58:00 PM

Ha, very cleverly done. I wonder what kind of service the party of 10 will receive? : )

Jan Allison
Date: 9/10/2021 3:36:00 PM

lol :-) hugs Jan xx

Tom Cunningham

Date: 9/9/2021 12:43:00 PM

One cafe I won't be visiting in a hurry, you got the number to make a reservation lol. Tom

Jan Allison
Date: 9/10/2021 3:36:00 PM

no I'm keeping the number secret - its 01220 765621 lol:-) hugs jan xx

Vijay Pandit

Date: 9/9/2021 12:07:00 PM

Enjoyed the humorous lines that convey contradictory meaning. Very cleverly written poem in the spirit of contest theme, Jan. Sure to win!

Jan Allison
Date: 9/10/2021 3:36:00 PM

Thanks Vijay:-) hugs Jan xx

Natasha L Scragg

Date: 9/9/2021 10:54:00 AM

Love it

Jan Allison
Date: 9/10/2021 3:34:00 PM

Thanks Natasha:-) hugs Jan xx