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A Trump Means a Fart - For Alexis

In Britain a trump is a fart My father perfected his art Foul farts he would push Right out of his tush Gasping for fresh air I would dart! So... I guess that means the Potus is just an old wind bag 10/27/20

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Lindsay Laurie

Date: 10/31/2020 5:44:00 PM

G’day Jan … did your father ever enter competitions and if he did were you his coach - just asking Jan - Lindsay

Jan Allison
Date: 11/1/2020 1:03:00 AM

ha ha ha:-) he could have farted for Britian if there had been a contest lol:-) hugs jan xx

Sara Kendrick

Date: 10/30/2020 4:31:00 AM

Creative one to say the least. Sara

Jan Allison
Date: 10/30/2020 4:38:00 AM

lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Jack Horne

Date: 10/29/2020 1:02:00 PM

LOL, love it - yes, i love the words we have for fart. Parp is one that always make me snigger : )

Jan Allison
Date: 10/29/2020 4:35:00 PM

lol Jack,a few years ago I had to write a poem for a friend about their pet names for farts - he used to call them flumbo's hers were fluffettes lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Maurice Rigoler

Date: 10/29/2020 11:28:00 AM

Haha! Did you know the German bread pumpernickel means "the devil's farts"? Jan, appreciate your stopping by. As for wearing a black dress, fine; but a black bra beneath sheer white blouse I don't advise. For many men ogling is not enough, what they want is hands-on authenticity. / Maurice

Caren Krutsinger

Date: 10/29/2020 4:48:00 AM

I am DELIGHTED! Had no idea, but now can never forget! Trump is a fart! And I always just thought it meant racist, misogynist bully!

Jan Allison
Date: 10/29/2020 4:31:00 PM

ha ha ha:-) hugs jan xx

Tim Riding

Date: 10/28/2020 6:36:00 PM

Nice one Jan!!! Nothing beats bringing a smile to someone's face -) and I just did! Reminded me of Bob Dylan...'Blowin' in the wind'. Tim

Jan Allison
Date: 10/29/2020 12:54:00 AM

ha ha ha:-) thanks Tim, I am enjoying reading some of your witty limericks:-) hugs jan xx

Anne-Lise Andresen

Date: 10/28/2020 3:12:00 AM

- He has collected all his life from the "breeze" and is helpless when the wind disappears ... poor thing - Love it, Jan :))) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)

Jan Allison
Date: 10/28/2020 11:45:00 AM

Thanks Anne-Lise:-) hugs jan xx

Victor Buhagiar

Date: 10/28/2020 12:01:00 AM

Fun with a capital F. ~~

Jan Allison
Date: 10/28/2020 12:50:00 AM

lol thanks:-) hugs Jan x

Ilene Bauer

Date: 10/27/2020 2:34:00 PM

ha! very funny jan! love your comment about potus. fingers are crossed that the end (no pun intended!) is near...

Jan Allison
Date: 10/27/2020 4:01:00 PM

I couldn't resist writing the poem after i got a mail from Alexis who wasn't aware of our name for a fart, i found the video and just had to post it with a poem:-) hugs jan xx

Beryl Edmonds

Date: 10/27/2020 2:22:00 PM

Trump hopes for a rapturous clap, So he can let blow of the blast, He hardly gets cheers, And everyone hears, Sounds exploding out from his ass.

Jan Allison
Date: 10/27/2020 3:59:00 PM

lol thanks Belle:-) hugs Jan xx

Ts Poetry

Date: 10/27/2020 1:48:00 PM

His wind blows in not from the sea...trapped in place we'd rather not be...ripe odor of despair... coming up from the rear... towards a stench of imortality

Jan Allison
Date: 10/27/2020 3:58:00 PM

lets hope the polls swing the other way!:-) hugs jan xx

Ts Poetry
Date: 10/27/2020 1:49:00 PM

Latest polls have him leading by 2% in the swing states

Rico Leffanta

Date: 10/27/2020 12:46:00 PM

In Germany, farts are considered to be a natural function, so no reason to excuse oneself after letting one loose. So Orangeman is just celebrating his heritage - over and over again! Nice one, Jan! Aloha! Rico

Jan Allison
Date: 10/27/2020 3:56:00 PM

lol @ orangeman:-) hugs Jan xx

Newton Ranaweera

Date: 10/27/2020 12:38:00 PM

That evokes lip-biting humour that one may experience in Attic plays, Jan!!

Jan Allison
Date: 10/27/2020 3:56:00 PM

thanks Newton:-) hugs Jan xx

Tom Cunningham

Date: 10/27/2020 11:22:00 AM

In a closed space you must have been gagging. Still its something everyone does. Its bad when you go into an empty lift and someone has left a bit of residue and you think you'll get funny looks at the next floor. Moral of the story, take the stairs lol. Tom

Jan Allison
Date: 10/27/2020 11:24:00 AM

ha ha ha , oh my dad couldn't half let rip - he didn't call them farts he called them a 'push' as he said he pushed them out. I am not a great fan of lifts sometimes I take the stairs its far healthier lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Alexis Y.

Date: 10/27/2020 10:54:00 AM

Lol! School is in session and I have been educated:-) Alexis

Jan Allison
Date: 10/27/2020 10:57:00 AM

ha ha ha, i couldn't resist writing this after your recent soup mail:-) so now you know the Potus really is an old fart:-) hugs an xx