Jan Allison Poet Limerick

A Testing Time For Tess

A clumsy young lady named Tess
Spilt superglue over her dress
She got stuck to her seat
Said words I’ll not repeat
Then undressed to escape the mess

Tess stood in her nude underwear
Male colleagues did nothing but stare
She’d removed her new dress
And one guy did confess
They secretly hoped she was bare



4/17/18

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Andrea Dietrich April 22, 2018 at 1:17 PM I like this, Limerick Gal!! Keep them coming!! Jan Allison April 22, 2018 at 5:35 PM I'll try but I never know where my muse will take me:-) hugs Jan xx

Pashang Salehi April 18, 2018 at 2:30 PM Jan, you're full of joy.... Jan Allison April 18, 2018 at 2:31 PM Thanks you my friend I am just commenting on your latest xxx:-) hugs jan xx

Mike Gentile April 18, 2018 at 7:46 AM Me thinks that Tess spilt that glue intentionally and is perhaps a bit of an exhibitionist xxoo Happy Wednesday Jan Allison April 18, 2018 at 8:51 AM ha ha ha Mike, you need to read the previous one about her name lol.:-) hugs Jan xx www.poetrysoup.com/poem/the_name_game_-_who_is_to_blame_-_bawdy_limerick_1013688

Anne-Lise Andresen April 18, 2018 at 4:29 AM - She can buy herself a new dress ... easily done :))) - Wood glue, super glue, contact glue, and much more ... most can be glued and repaired - Remember: always have clean underwear :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :) Jan Allison April 18, 2018 at 5:51 AM Ha ha ha love that comment:-) hugs Jan xx

Lin Lane April 17, 2018 at 8:18 PM Tess certainly has a wild side. I think she needs a few friends. I'll see if I can dig some up. Jan Allison April 18, 2018 at 3:10 AM lol with a name like her's she sure does lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Carolyn Devonshire April 17, 2018 at 7:22 PM Ooh, naughty Tess! Delightful humor, Jan! Jan Allison April 17, 2018 at 7:28 PM My second Tess poem of the day lol:-) I prefer the Tess Tickle one lol:-) hugs jan xx

Line Gauthier April 17, 2018 at 6:33 PM A fun set of limericks, Jan. Well done. Jan Allison April 17, 2018 at 6:40 PM Thanks Line, I wrote the first one as a follow up the Tess Tickle poem I posted earlier and scribbled down the second part after I posted the glue limerick as I thought I could add to the story:-) hugs jan xx

Ilene Bauer April 17, 2018 at 6:14 PM ha! this is adorable, jan! i love the whole idea of it and your execution of the idea is spot on! Jan Allison April 17, 2018 at 6:16 PM I posted another Tess limerick earlier today Ilene... i think you may like that one too lol:-) hugs jan xx

Tom Cunningham April 17, 2018 at 5:40 PM Haha Jan ,you could say she came unstuck lol. Tom Jan Allison April 17, 2018 at 5:49 PM lol Tom i wrote the first stanza after the other poem today but decided to add to it when i posted the poem:-) hugs jan xx