A Talk With My Dog Lol

I cant believe my dog said to me, "Quit being so lazy I really have to go outside and pee Even though it's cold, wet and foggy" "By now you should know It's time for me to go So get up and let me outside I really don't want to mess inside" "You think I'm just a dog But it's no fun to poop outside in the fog So the least you can do is get off the couch And quit being such a slouch" "I don't need any more grief in my life Getting chewed out by your wife For the mess I made on the floor Because you're too lazy to open the door" "And since we're having this talk You need to get outside and walk You aren't getting any smaller these days Just like your wife says" "And don't act like we might fight Cause I'll give your tail a big bite So just sit there and let me be And open the door when it's a time to pee" Make Me Actually Laugh Poetry Contest Sponsored by: Nina Parmenter 3/4/19