A Talk With My Dog Lol
I cant believe my dog said to me,
"Quit being so lazy
I really have to go outside and pee
Even though it's cold, wet and foggy"
"By now you should know
It's time for me to go
So get up and let me outside
I really don't want to mess inside"
"You think I'm just a dog
But it's no fun to poop outside in the fog
So the least you can do is get off the couch
And quit being such a slouch"
"I don't need any more grief in my life
Getting chewed out by your wife
For the mess I made on the floor
Because you're too lazy to open the door"
"And since we're having this talk
You need to get outside and walk
You aren't getting any smaller these days
Just like your wife says"
"And don't act like we might fight
Cause I'll give your tail a big bite
So just sit there and let me be
And open the door when it's a time to pee"
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3/4/19
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