A Sonic Boom At Christmas

With Christmas nigh upon us,
The naysayers are out.
Again to cast aspersions,
On little brussel sprouts.

These iron laden taste bombs,
I jump to their defense.
My favourite Christmas veg,
Despite the flatulence.

The smell as they are cooking,
Some find so nauseating.
Not me though I love it,
I stand there salivating.

After Christmas dinner,
I trawled around the plates.
Gathering up leftover sprouts,
Just asking to be ate.

But there was a price to pay,
It was like a sonic boom,
The cat shot up the Christmas tree,
As the family fled the room.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2018

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Awtry Avatar
December 25, 2018 at 3:28 PM
This made me laugh! Thank you :) Merry Christmas!
Smith Avatar
December 25, 2018 at 5:11 PM
Thank you P.S. and merry Christmas to you. :)
Kiser Avatar
December 14, 2018 at 6:38 AM
This has me rolling in stitches. Fantastic; I can see the imagery quite easily and it's superb.
Smith Avatar
December 14, 2018 at 7:12 AM
Thank you M.L. :)
Roper Avatar
December 13, 2018 at 6:40 PM
Gary, enjoyed this great flow and imagery of the tree falling and dinner , but yuck on the brussel sprouts., but I've never been a green person it just colors me green.. Have a very Merry Christmas
Smith Avatar
December 14, 2018 at 2:01 AM
Thank you Eve, merry Christmas. :)
Gauthier Avatar
December 12, 2018 at 7:03 PM
This will work ! A delightfully sonic read, Gary. Well done.
Smith Avatar
December 12, 2018 at 7:08 PM
Thank you line. :)
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