A Sign of the Times

I went to get a pack of cigs
and found the store was out,
the manager said "grapes or figs?"
I responded with a pout.

"They're no longer de rigeur"
I was told with a sneer,
"can't sell them to you any more,
how about a six of beer?"

"But what about my nicotine?"
I ventured with a gasp,
"how will I stay lean and mean
if they're not within my grasp?"

"Sorry bud butt that's the deal,
no more cigs to satisfy your need, 
but come back in a year or two
and then I'll sell you weed!"
Copyright © | Year Posted 2016

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January 23, 2016 at 5:23 PM
Hahaha. Get some medicinal marijuana for your fix Keith.
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January 23, 2016 at 9:03 PM
There you go! Thanks much, Keith
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