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A Risque Limerick - WARNING

Women battling the bulge is no surprise Being looked at on the beach; the ultimate prize And when the battle they win It causes a grin To notice a different bulge in the men's levis.

Copyright © | Year Posted 2010




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Date: 5/25/2010 8:21:00 AM
LOL, only slightly risque. Great fun, the last line completes your limerick perfectly. Good luck.
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Date: 5/25/2010 7:52:00 AM
Good luck in the contest with this one Joe. Love, Carol
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Date: 5/24/2010 7:41:00 PM
Last line definitely a winner and thankxxx for the WARNING... funny..one ... good luck with your risque Limerick...Carolyn will lol.... my entry is appropriately titled...haha.. Bulge to Beauty..kinda fits your last line too... "Sweetheart"
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Date: 5/24/2010 11:09:00 AM
Shame, shame...shame on you. I loved it. BG
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Date: 5/24/2010 9:40:00 AM
Well done Joe . Is that a 501 ?????? Best of luck in the contest ..
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Date: 5/24/2010 8:47:00 AM
LOL, JOE, GOOD ONE ABOUT THE WOMEN, LOVED IT,,SKAT
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Date: 5/24/2010 8:38:00 AM
Very hilarious and humorous one
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Date: 5/24/2010 8:26:00 AM
hahahahaaaaaa ...not naughty at all. Light & Love
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