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A Resolution

I hereby resolve to declutter. I’ll slice through my closets like butter. What looks dated and torn Or what I haven’t worn Will be bagged up and tossed to the gutter. I say the same thing every year. When I promise, I’m really sincere; But for true execution Of this resolution A fairy would have to appear. And then, with a wave of her wand, Old garments would up and respond. They would float out the door And I’d lock it before With my newer things she could abscond. A fairy’s unlikely to show, So my closets will still overflow; But I’ve learned how to cope Though there’s always some hope That I’ll give a few things the heave-ho!

Copyright © | Year Posted 2012




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Date: 1/18/2013 4:55:00 AM
Great limerick about a task that we all hate..I have gone through my clothing for the past two years at the change of seasons trying to eliminate clothing that I probably will never wear..I have thrown away and donated ususable items but I still have more than I'll wear..I'll look at something and say well if I lose a few pounds I could still wear that and I might need it..Ha! Ha!!..Sara Congrats on your win..
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Date: 1/17/2013 11:13:00 PM
this was SO DESERVING. Congrats on your big win, dear.
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Date: 1/16/2013 6:59:00 PM
Loved this, (probably because you are obviously talking about ME !!!) How did you know!! ??????
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Date: 1/16/2013 5:04:00 PM
Great limericking, Ilene. Congrats on the deserving win!! Jag
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Date: 1/16/2013 6:45:00 AM
Excellent write loved it got a good laugh here and there. this is on of my 2013 favs lol amaizing. *smiles* Ron
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Date: 1/15/2013 5:30:00 PM
Congrad's on your win. Light & Love
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Date: 1/15/2013 10:07:00 AM
Excellent Limerick here Ilene!!Congrats on your top win.
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Date: 1/15/2013 8:25:00 AM
Good morning once again Ilene, the fourth limerick is a good pocket keeper... love them all... good thinking and poet-ing for this contest. Congrats :-)... xox~PD
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Date: 1/15/2013 8:05:00 AM
Very funny. Should've made that resolution myself :p. Congrats on the win! (Just typo'd "wit" instead of "win" and I think the statement would still have stood!)
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Date: 1/15/2013 6:55:00 AM
Souperb win Ilene and well deserved xx
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Date: 1/15/2013 12:31:00 AM
Oh my I relate to this, I made a friend stay a few hours whilst I looked through one wardrobe she took away a large suitcase full to pass on to a charity shop. Thats just the tip of the iceberg lol Congraulations Ilene ....Seren
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Date: 1/14/2013 11:55:00 PM
so funny and so true! We all have clutter it's true! congrats on your win...love,Deb
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Date: 1/14/2013 11:19:00 PM
Great quadruple helping of limerick poems that collectively convey what many of us should be doing at home. Congratulations on the first place win.
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Date: 1/14/2013 7:41:00 PM
Your limerick stole my heart....I should store a bottle of whiskey in my closet to help me declutter....wonderful metre and images...so fun!
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Date: 1/2/2013 12:45:00 PM
LOL, love your sense of humour : ) Thanks for your kindness
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Date: 1/2/2013 4:18:00 AM
amazing these are,,, i'm struggling to write even one...
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Date: 1/2/2013 1:56:00 AM
Great great limerick! :) Your choice of words is amazing! I have a bad track record with resolutions....perhaps humor is the best way to deal with it! Hugs!
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Date: 12/31/2012 8:13:00 PM
I have written poems on this subject myself, GREAT one. For me, it got easier to throw things away when my size increased, Still I am hanging on to the 10's and 11's. Sometimes I can actually fit into some of them!!
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Date: 12/31/2012 8:13:00 PM
Your poems had great meter and flair.
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Date: 12/31/2012 4:36:00 PM
Or possibly your wonderful spouse / Will buy you a much bigger house / Then you'd have plenty of space / For new clothes to showcase / But you would both be as poor as a mouse. I absolutely adore your poems. Keep them coming. You have a great muse. it even inspires me.
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Date: 12/31/2012 4:28:00 PM
May you never have too many pens. For we love your poetic lens. And if fairy's can dance in your head. She has tip toed on what you have said. I hope that you reach all your dreams. And success is more than it seems.
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Date: 12/31/2012 3:54:00 PM
Happy New Year
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Date: 12/31/2012 3:46:00 PM
ilene very well done I like...happy New year...David
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Date: 12/31/2012 3:24:00 PM
This was fun and simple! I really enjoyed the whole idea of the fairy
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